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Topic: 101 things to do with a dead pope
Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Tue 03/23/10 02:03 PM
1) Make a random thread about things that can be done with said dead pope in the hope people might contribute some amusing replies in an augmenting numerical fashion

Mayhem_J Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 14265	Tue 03/23/10 02:05 PM
2)Dance a jig with his hat on.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Tue 03/23/10 02:07 PM
3) Make a moustache from his pubic hair and do a Hitler impression

Gossipmpm Joined Tue 03/03/09 Posts: 19414	Tue 03/23/10 02:08 PM
4) stand a little boy in front of him. Try to get that last rise outa him! Sorry

Mayhem_J Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 14265	Tue 03/23/10 02:09 PM Edited by Mayhem_J on Tue 03/23/10 02:09 PM
5)Sew his butt cheeks together.

isaac_dede Joined Sat 11/24/07 Posts: 10632	Tue 03/23/10 02:14 PM
6) strip him nude, with the exception of his hat, place him on a gay nudist beach with a beer, and charge for picture.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Tue 03/23/10 02:14 PM Edited by Dan99 on Tue 03/23/10 02:14 PM
7) make a small purse from his nutsack

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Tue 03/23/10 02:17 PM
8) Wear his robes and give people sexual advice even though you are a 60 year old virgin

heavenlyboy34 Joined Fri 07/04/08 Posts: 17348	Tue 03/23/10 02:21 PM Edited by heavenlyboy34 on Tue 03/23/10 02:21 PM
9) Order a nun to do a strip tease

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Tue 03/23/10 02:28 PM
10) Give him a joint and photograph yourself next to him, and add the caption 'i like the pope because the pope smokes dope'

Quietman_2009 Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7430	Tue 03/23/10 02:28 PM Edited by Quietman_2009 on Tue 03/23/10 02:29 PM
11. hang him from a tree and stuff him full of skittles and tell the kids it's a pinata

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Tue 03/23/10 02:35 PM
12) Ask your local priest to perform an adapted 'Dead Parrot' sketch with you 'he's just sleeping' 'no he isnt, he is dead, he is a deceased pope'

silentsam Joined Thu 02/04/10 Posts: 203	Tue 03/23/10 02:35 PM
put him in a forest next to a bear under a sign with a question mark. have him, the president of the US and Osama Bin Laden walk into a bar.

silentsam Joined Thu 02/04/10 Posts: 203	Tue 03/23/10 02:37 PM
12) Ask your local priest to perform an adapted 'Dead Parrot' sketch with you 'he's just sleeping' 'no he isnt, he is dead, he is a deceased pope'

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Tue 03/23/10 02:38 PM
put him in a forest next to a bear under a sign with a question mark. have him, the president of the US and Osama Bin Laden walk into a bar. Do bears shag dead popes in the wood?

silentsam Joined Thu 02/04/10 Posts: 203	Tue 03/23/10 02:39 PM
4) stand a little boy in front of him. Try to get that last rise outa him! Sorry that's standard catholic priest CPR, isn't it? oooohhhh.... that may have gone over the line....

Gossipmpm Joined Tue 03/03/09 Posts: 19414	Tue 03/23/10 02:43 PM
4) stand a little boy in front of him. Try to get that last rise outa him! Sorry that's standard catholic priest CPR, isn't it? oooohhhh.... that may have gone over the line.... I'm so sorry!! I had too!! This thread was just calling to me!!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Tue 03/23/10 02:46 PM
Tell your mum you have holey underwear and watch her confusion when she tries to sew them up for you

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Tue 03/23/10 02:48 PM
Cram him full of strawberry filling, add some frosting, and make Pope-Tarts.

chickayoshi Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 8621	Tue 03/23/10 03:15 PM
Take the pope on a heist and become the world's greatest criminals.