i`d let you kick me in the nuts till blood poured outa my mouth, ears and nose.



but then i`d kill you,

with a pencil

and some string

if its a carboreter engine, then you probbably know someone who you can entice with beer to take the carb apart.

if its an injection engine, you might find it a little harder.

i dont suggest you do it yourself unless your confident you can put it back together, altho its not to hard.

either way, a garage shouldnt be to expensive to check that particuler problem out. but as we all know, the garage will want to run their own more expensive tests.

did it cut out when nearly empty, or after you re filled it

based on the info, my best guess would be

gunge from the bottom of the tank might have got sucked into the fuel line blocking the injecters or the carboreter.

umm soya as in sauce

and umm... annoy`er . as in "im going to see sara to annoy her"

happy new year bonny

i`m pretty sure i`m going insane

an excellant peice of writeing

i really like it

pear jam better man.... NEXT

pear jam... mmmm

i ment pearl jam

here comes hover, sniffing at ya ***, well pardon me biatch while i **** on ya grass. that means ho, ya been sh1tted on. im not the first dog thats sh1ted on ya grass, ho, stinkin *** ho.

her weave like palm trees, i went coconuts. dip my junk inbetween her dohnuts

ol dirty rocked.

fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round

we all live in a yellow submarine, cos i`m forever blowing bubbles, prety bubbles in the air. smoke on the water fire in the sky. the roof the roof the roof is on fire we dont need no miricles let the yellow submarine burn

its the child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang

ca` mon people, geez

and he said he would give you some younger children in return, asswell as 2 shiney pennies

ahh, wait

is it, do i want to live my life in pain
or

would i rather die in ecstacy, than live a lifetime of pain

a lifetime of pain, or one moment of ecstacy.??

still stupid and pointless

do i want to live in pain, umm no

do i want to die in ecstacy, umm yes

it should be

would you rather live in pain and die in ecstacy
OR
live in ecstacy and die in pain

and even that is a feking stupid question

ive found you a buyer

my daughter was only four, and i got good money as she was realy hairy, last i heard she was eaten by the famouse farting lion.

my son was seven and he is now a trapise artist.

i think you could still sell your kids, but as i said, dont.

my wife, the imaginary one who ran off with the real postman. well she gave that ultimatum to me, "its me or your kids"


so i sold the kids to a circus

now she`s left me, i just feel like a fool. so my advice is simple

dont sell your children

the question reads. "personaly do yo find it better to live in pain or die in ecstasy"
do i find it better to die in ecstacy?? ive never died, sooo??
the question is pointless, your opinion on other posts, is pointless
at least jam has a point, its nice on toast
ant pointy sticks have a point, sometimes two.
also, i like vegatables shaped like things
the colour green just annoys me

that is all

i bought a woman from tailand/tieland?

anyway, it turns out that they`re all "self assembly"

so she`s still in the box in the shed. the instructions are in tielandise/tialandien?... and i cant find a 7.5mm hex key

my imaginary wife ran off with the postman, the real postman

thats why i`m here