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your dogs, lets see them
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tan girl is a staff cross black male is staff cross german pointer |
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Hi everyone
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deacent pics and you`ve said what you`re looking for.
most would say to write more in your profile, be funny but sincere. but ive been on and off this site for a year and here is what ive found.... uk women dont use this site or the forums! the old saying "theres plenty more fish in the sea" now has a website with a similer name.... go there. i did, and i found me a fish. good luck BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES |
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nose job?
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When the going gets weird
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I even fluctuate! try changing your diet stinky |
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hmmm
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whos rubbisher?
you or me? ............. GO |
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im excactly where i want to be, now... finnaly
except for the HIV thingy.... obviously  give (you might want to bleech that roach )
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What is love?
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baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more..........
........ what is love |
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verse 3!! you two need to find something else to do 
We're not finished here until you regret creating it.
Long time no see, how you been lonetar?
busy changing things buddy but some things never change give
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When the going gets weird
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the weird get annoyed and slightly depressed?
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verse 3!!
you two need to find something else to do
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Hello Mingle
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does she have to be blue?
how fussy are you, i have many fine ladys for sale |
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i told you i was sick
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wow i didn't expect so many responses so quickly. thanks for offering your insights, you're all such nice people. problem is I can understand the people that are saying to run for the hills, but I've never had someone go out of her way each day to always let me know that she loves me, and constantly keep in touch. it's hard being two states apart, but every time i've flown down to see her we've had a great time. thing is parents attacked me to begin with, because apparently i was not working, but now that i have a job from what I little i hear from them they go on about my age (i'm 24, she's 37) and seem to have this idea in their heads that just because she once spent some money on things when we were together that i was "stealing from her" (i paid for everything on my last trip to see her)... ultimately, she was telling me tonight how suicidal she feels about how her parents are controlling her all the time, i keep coming back to places like this to keep my mind off all these issues, but i decided as everyone here has always been great it was logical to ask for some help, so any opinions and thoughts are appreciated. yes, i understand what many of you say, it would be easy to just run for the hills, but i've been never been loved like this before. You can't understand why someone (me as well) would suggest you run? DRAMA; dysfunction; co-dependency; enabling! What you have typed is not normal. Why would you want to live a life like this? Suicidal?? She has issues. You are too young to get involved with crap like this and you will ruin your life, develop poor ideas of what "love" is and never have a functional relationship. Just reading this post is enough to shake my head and scream "NO!” But ... good luck with that ... *glad it's not me* he said he CAN understand why people say run, but he`s never been loved like this before i say, she is 37 and her mummy tells her what to do... thats why I would run stephen, i know your a sweet niave guy, just think about what your doing. and if all else fails, "get rid" of the problem (kill them stephen, you wont get caught) |
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take a shite on their lawn, then get drunk and make a pass for her mom. when she knocks you back, imediatly with no hesitation, make a pass for her dad.
when theyre standing all confused and shocked go out side and roll in you previously prepared pile of poop, strip naked and run around and around the outside of their house, shouting "im a dirty poop monster, im a dirty poop monster" then at least they will have something cool to whine about |
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Did you watch The OC?
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i had to check, and.... well bugger me
lpdon is a 34 year old man 
do you idolise paris hilton, do you collect barbie dolls, do you live in your moms basement. can you name the episode of "friends" where that dude said something, and the other dude was like.... something i mean sure, i bet there are fit girls in it, but that is no excuse for following the plot. go to a bar and start a fight before the boys in pink shirts start comeing round for cocktail and OC evenings |
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WANNA TALK?
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what an excellent idea
my number is 0800 your mums house please send pics of your boobies good pics will be rewarded!! meaning i wont hunt you down and slap you for sending me horrible pics of flappy deflated wrinkly granny boobs |
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mwell i hawve a mail fwew my fstounge
fso piss my awrse biches |
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A burger related question?
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you still think they use cows to make their burgers??
at best they use mechanicly recovered meat from carcuses ie, the tissue left on the bones wich they mix with a soup of brains intestines tounges hooves and all the bits no one else wants. then they press it all together with beef flavouring and mechanicly recovered chicken and whalah, a "beef" burger |
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if i was a potato
id be the coolest spud there ever was i`d hang out in the cuboard underneath your leaky sink and in the dark i`d plan my world domination people never suspect the potato could be evil but that will be their undoing when i enslave the humans then i`ll make YOU sit and wait so YOU can contemplate just how you treated me left in the dark unable to see why did you think we grew extra eyes? its not so we`d make tastyer pies its so we can plan your enslavement in the dank and lonely potato basement well soon will be our turn to boil mash and burn because when i turn potato i`ll be evil from the get go and you humans will be in trouble now let me burst your happy little bubble because today is the day of the potato yeah, if i was a potato i`d be sinister and dangerous and my poems would be better than a silly threatening letter but i promise you this the life of a spud is bliss and i dont miss being human so watch out my reign will begin soon yes, im a fukin loon but im hideing under your sink so before you go to bed tonight just think becauase im going to sneak into your bedroom and through the gloom youll see me apear with a knife yep, ima take your life and turn you into chips for me and my potato friends to eat with dips and we`ll sit in your homes use your mobile phones we`ll feed your cats to your dogs and watch your tv`s and drive your cars use your computer to get days out at expensive potato spars yeah we will live like kings kings of our new potato run world cos this is the time of the potato its time for humans to go |
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im sure that im lost,
but im here to be found, only slightly out of view, underneath the dusty ground. im sure that im lost, for i cant see your face, the face of an angel, the beauty i remember. i see it in the fire, amongst the white hot ember. why did i lose you, like a leg, i personly dismember. why do i leave the things, i hold so dear to me, maybe for at the time, its not so clear to see. i walk away from love, i walk away from you. then i am abandoned, in the cold fresh morning dew, standing here alone, roll up in my hand a life time on my own, in this cruel unpleasent land one day you will find me, for i`ll be lying without grace, in this once enchanting meadow, that was our favirote place. |
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