soul mates! real women/men!

honestly. if you come online to find a partner, go on a dating site, date anyone and everyone who is willing, after your best witty email exchange and embarrassingly honest expression of self.

if you come to mingle and post in forums every night cos you've got no social life or social group to be with, and you post about how this or that is unfair and how none of it sits well with you.. then your acceptably branded as "broken".

your not going to find a soulmate because YOUR soulmate is a miserable, broken person and that's not the saviour, pick me up that your expecting them to be.

of course there is someone for everyone. you just need to look at everyone on offer.
you don't need to lower standards or date unattractive people.

you just need to spend more time with more people.

stop coming on mingle and go do stuff. meet like minded people and one day a like minded person will meet you and then you can go home and do it like rabbits for months, until you find there's actually loads of stuff you don't like about them and have to choose whether to put up, or start all over again.

very few people are in the magical relationships so many here seek. those relationships are only a year long or they take 20 years to achieve.

whine whine whine, shut up and take life by the horns.

What an incredibly useful way to spend your time.

Its really easy.

All women want is for you to know what they want, before they do, and facilitate it for them.

If you cant handle that, you're not with the right one.

Procreation. Its the only thing that drives us as a race.
everything does it.

Except rocks....

And homosexuals.

But everything else on the planet is driven by it.
I'm blooming fantastic at it.

you're so totally right.

im going to touch myself just as much, if not more

hahahahahah, you mean you've learnt that the only way for you, is to trap them with their religious beliefs and marriage, before unleashing the manogod little disappointment bomb/


boooooooooooom

I will stop playing with myself in public.

different brains require different stimuli I guess.

I need sex every day or I start chewing the sofa and scratching at the walls.

don't get me wrong, I wear clothes and can count loads above 10, can even spell my name.

but not having sex for any reason other than male prison incarceration? ? that's just unthinkable.

the same can be said about women with kids.

I was dating this chick with 3 kids and every time we went out she would talk about them. so irritating.

she worried about them every time she would leave the house.

first I thought she was nuts, I mean they were like 4 years old and fine at home in bed.

but I liked her, so I wanted to find a way to ease her worrying while out.
so I got her a dog to look after her kids while we was out or whatever.

just thinking, maybe get your dog lady a child to leave with the dog when she's out.

cleaning my knives

watching midget porn



trawling forums for my next victim

somewhere to hide my hairy little love monkey

piss taking brit

damp lips parted

i wish i was innocent and a bit dumb, life would be so enjoyable.



i wouldn't walk around the supermarket getting angry at the signs saying buy 3x �9.99 32per pack nappies for the price of 2, when the shelf below has 44 per pack nappies at �7 of the same brand.

i wouldnt get annoyed at every lie i hear from everybody supposed to
run the country for me. how innocent (stupid) do they think i am, very apparently. Why does this get allowed to happen? Innocence of the masses maybe? well i wish i was one of them



i wish wish wish i was so innocent i didn't know half the things i know because then i would be forever happy

I truly believe honesty is the best policy... so



you prob need to lower your standards as you are about a 3 and that kinda leaves you with matey from the goonies who lived in a cave, the elephant man,

and me.. and im taken.

but if my partner does contract cat aids, i let you know.

tickling my boy til he farts.

spell check

when someone leaves face book open and thinks i wont do horrific things.

LEGEND

i always found chiclids to make the best fish to keep.
they fight, eat other fish and breed like rabbits.

the badger still posts on this site!

i always loved the badger.

teens all the way

they are tighter.




and struggle less