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i`d be listening to music, smokeing a few bowls and tickleing my friend until she couldnt breathe. then we`d play some pool, wich i`d let her win so i could choose the next track on the duke box.
and there would have to be some food aswell..... lots of greasy unhealthy food. ummmm, chicken. yep, definatly chicken from the white bearded dude. boobies |
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WIN
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im the one who posts one word more than any other
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES BOOBS BOOO OO OO OO OO BIES BOO....... OO..........OO.........OO OO OO..........OO.OO.OOO........OO.OO.........OOOO.OOOOOOO OO OO OO OO OO ..........OOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO.....OOOOOOOO.OO.OOOO.....OOO.. OO OO BIES and now you know |
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if i was a potato
id be the coolest spud there ever was i`d hang out in the cuboard underneath your leaky sink and in the dark i`d plan my world domination people never suspect the potato could be evil but that will be their undoing when i enslave the humans then i`ll make YOU sit and wait so YOU can contemplate just how you treated me left in the dark unable to see why did you think we grew extra eyes? its not so we`d make tastyer pies its so we can plan your doom in the dank and lonely gloom well soon will be our turn to boil mash and burn because when i turn potato i`ll be evil from the get go and you humans will be in trouble now let me burst your bubble because today is the day of the potato yeah, if i was a potato i`d be sinister and dangerous and my poems would be better than a silly threatening letter but i promise you this the life of a spud is bliss and i dont miss being human so watch out my reign will begin soon yes, im a fukin loon but im hideing under your sink so before you go to bed tonight just think becauase im going to sneak into your bedroom and through the gloom youll see me with a knife yep, ima take your life and turn you into chips for me and my potato friends to eat with dips and we`ll sit in your homes and watch your tv`s and drive your cars cos this is the time of the potato its time for humans to go |
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Till now i don't have any girl friend can any one suggest for me I suggest Yellowrose Just don't tell her i said so Good luck 
Oh yeah Nudge the hell outta her ... she LOVES that! 
seriously dude, it was there for the takeing. 10 pages of, i 3rd that----- i 106 that motion ect.. is your edit button still there? ah forget it, YOU ruined it i hope your happy Luis 
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cholestoral levels amune to bacon
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boobies yaaay
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Death
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do iiit, dooo iiiit
first load your gun then pick someone its realy easy please belive me for ive killed many with my metal heavy and my mind light i go out hunting late at night hide in the shadows with your metal arrows no need to fight just pull your gun and shoot on sight do iiit, dooo iiit nice write by the way 
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xes
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Leighanna is my suggestion
now bombard her with emails. |
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 I'm worried about my sister...
whats up? |
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well i cant pretend that im not dissapointed, but i agree the fear in waiting for her to retaliate would be unbearable.
perhaps a silent but deadly ninja style attack would better suit your cowardly afliction. i see your going out with her tonight, do you own laxatives?  no, no thats wrong, i`ll get my amusement elsewhere
have fun
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so Prncs, what devilish prank did you come up with to humiliate ginger pubes?
i fear you whimped out and let a golden oppotunity slip through your fingers |
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excellent, i forgot how funny mingle could be Drob, dont take things so personely, if you quote my posts then im going to reply, not for any reason other than to amuse my self. obviously the man in question was a total nob head, its so obvious i realy didnt think we needed to point it out. but when someone does something you dont like, turn around and forget it. if you choose to get offended then thats your problem. if i offended you, pffft, well so what, your not going to wake up tomorrow as a lepper. so lets put this behind us and be friends now kiss me you arguementative, easily offended, 3 pump chump |
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"RHYME TYME"
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newbies boobies
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i live alone, i quite often have no food in the house, i live in the middle of nowhere with nothing of any use around i once was so hungry fairly late in the evening that i drunk a pint of gravy as it was all i had Awww, that's sad. The mother in me wants to feed you.. If it wouldn't cost me a trillion, gazillion dollars I would send you some frozen dinners to fill up your freezer with. haha, cheers, but i dont own a freezer... or a cooker. i cook on a camping stove when i moved here i kept saying oh, ill get one next week after 6 months that turned to, oh ill move soon and the new place will probly have a cooker. ive been here over a year now. its all because its just me here, and i dont mind it... and im lazy to MY needs. so if you realy want to help, the best thing would be a good kick up the arse |
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all i saw when reading that was "They ended up riding me to another bar" They ended up riding WITH me to another bar. "I tried to blow him off" I tried to blow him off and tell him I'm driving, can't kiss ya and you wonder why he got the wrong idea?? 
he musta got the same wrong idea that you have.. cause all yer doing is using her words against her,instead of relating. unless thats some form of humour..which,i cant seem to find much humour in.. the guy was a jerk,period....shes right..no real respectin man would have treated her that way. clearly it is funny, if you cant see that then im sorry, i find humour in everything, if you cant, then im sorry. but realy, just go feck yourself with something spikey, like a pineapple you retarded carrot. |
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are you saying you dont just shout shut the **** up at them?
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all of the above, but rara goes first and im gonna use my tounge
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im thinking about seeing just how loud my sterio will go, just to piss of my annoying neighbour
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