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Why can't I find a nice guy?
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I'll just say that this nice guy doesn't like demands because when you make a demand I'll make one too and all that does is make a rocky relationship in my mind. 
It doesn't matter..you a leg man and my legs are so short you'd have to help me throw one up on the other side of the horse... i dont mind your short in leg i`d still kneel down, look up and beg for you to lick my shiny head and not the one upon my shoulders but the one ive placed between your boulders yes im a man who likes to **** but your too far away, just my luck 
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Why can't I find a nice guy?
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A nice guy would never demand he be pleasured..he would woo me with wine and massage and turn me into putty in his hand to be molded anyway he wanted.. re-mold you? why? you cant perfect perfection! |
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Why can't I find a nice guy?
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if it wouldnt cost me a squillion trillion godzillion pounds, id send you some flowers The flowers are only 19.95. It's the shipping and handling that gets you 
£20 FOR FLOWERS?!! feck off i get mine free. but im quite lucky, i live next to a cemetery. 
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Y do guys like small chicks?
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what!! your not deleting my posts? im amazed. i was sure you would be mailing me shortly. in that mom like way, just to say, lonetar.. BEHAVE |
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Y do guys like small chicks?
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just call me daddy long stroke
and i`ll throw my saussage into your dirty back alley anytime as long as you gobble up my saussage when the evil deed is done do i have to paint it black, my saussage and my sack or can i creep up from the back and stuff it deep inside your crack yep, i realy did just post that, hahaha ima dirty boy |
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Y do guys like small chicks?
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bucket..what on earth is a bucket fanny? if that "pump or stump" dude, made the sweaty squelch with Leighanna it would be like chucking a saussage down an alleyway comprende? |
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Y do guys like small chicks?
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yes
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Y do guys like small chicks?
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and its kind of a green colour
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Y do guys like small chicks?
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but it has no head
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Y do guys like small chicks?
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<---------- has an enormous willy
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Why can't I find a nice guy?
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no, its a cannable cooking shows, ingreediance recruitment thread
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Y do guys like small chicks?
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Maybe because they have small diccks Edited by Jennerling on Fri 02/19/10 07:22 PM if its true that men who want little wemons have small willys is it also fair to assume wemons who want big willied men, have bucket fannys |
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Why can't I find a nice guy?
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Fear does a wicked boiled brai....
Fear does a wicked boiled potato and finger soup ah feck, sorry |
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live (i hope you like it)
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listening to men recite poetry is not my thing
however "i should lern to write" is such an awsome peice of work, wich displays your undefineable skill... i had to here it as it was ment to be herd, by the writer himself and my observation is thus you sound like Bazz Lerman, that "wear sunscrean" dude |
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Violent silence
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i like it
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Rhyme A Word!!
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if you want to cut timber down
first you need to limber up then up the timber you must clamber and now we get into er`s like number but i dont see that as ryhme so smile |
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Just ask JustAGuy - part 7
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na, its not the geography, its, well im not sure, maybe because i dont txt or get txts.
i thought pmsl lol lmfao where only used by little kids and there new "txt speak" i realy hate that LOL, it actually pisses me off. the time saved in typeing, is transfered to the recipient as they try to un code the message im not haveing a pop at you tho JAG or inhapayt JAG |
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Rhyme A Word!!
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I need to pee
want to come with me? just to see if im a he or she together we`ll pee how happy we`ll be now onto rhyme three suspicious |
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Rhyme A Word!!
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you always grumble
at how i mumble stumble fumble tumble rumble stench |
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Just ask JustAGuy - part 7
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thankyou
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