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Mon 09/07/15 05:04 AM
hey now she never said she found his "Mister D" offensive.
she got pissed off by the WHOLE thing. Not the Dickpic as such?

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Mon 09/07/15 03:22 AM
That is true. you can find friends for the night all around the globe, agree.
No need to force either, just open the wallet.

but if he is flaky, and she looks forward to him
if he thinks vacation fun, and she thinks relationship...

There must be something wayyyy off here.

But, to be honest, to make an informed assessment (ugh... i like that word)
we need to hear the man as well.

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Mon 09/07/15 02:47 AM
Dude, all he wants is to get in her pants, from all the info we got?

but yea, why not! what could possibly go wrong!

naah be serious here for a moment...

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Mon 09/07/15 01:07 AM
i am in line with "iamwholiam"...

but i would have used less sensitive words.
he is up to no good.

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Sun 09/06/15 03:57 PM

Would you like to exchange sob stories about how you've been wronged by your parents?

I have been produced by these SoBs. That was damage enough.

Firetruck me if i pass on these Genes they gave me. (do better)
My father was 56 - you think his juice was worth a damn when he committed that crime?

God am i glad every Relationship can be replaced/substituted - by a Void.

At least as an adult you have a Choice :) which if any relationships are wanted.



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Sun 09/06/15 03:39 PM
Edited by TyphoonMk1b on Sun 09/06/15 03:41 PM


Now get that cleavage out of the way(7), let�s do some intelligent reading

restraining order on your ex roommate, ey?
i d never get closer to you than 500 feet then.
and i would retain my Buddies from doing the same - you are dangerous as hell for men coming close.
Through a lot: needs special attention.
Live on my own in combination of the above:

"Stay the hell away from me"

you shot yourself down, ma�am (0)
With your looks you might snatch a dude or two, but when reading 10 seconds, you raise 99 red Flags.

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Sun 09/06/15 10:22 AM
Come to think of it...
My father was never replaced.

Thank God.
That drunken, horny, drugged up Hippie would�ve done no good to me.
I wonder if he could�ve been replaced by an equally bad example.

Same for my mother.
When during pregnancy you keep drinking so bad that the newborn suffers from withdrawal, you should not be replaced.

In fact if that applies, you should apologize to the Trees that tirelessly produce oxygen that you consume and waste away.
and then you should simply apply the logical consequences,
go home, sit in a corner and stop consuming that valuable oxygen.

Mine kept on wasting her life away for another 5 years.
Glad she was not replaced either.

and that�s that for Sunday mass.

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Sun 09/06/15 08:44 AM
that statement by 1onlyaname was not aimed at you...
[SOME MEN, SOME WOMEN]
and your reaction might possibly potentially be a strong indicator that you are... indeed :D

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Sun 09/06/15 05:56 AM
Well bugger me.
If you are a Nice guy, the only way to get laid, is to, shall we say, become a bad guy.
Yes, Yees.

What you might want to do, is get yourself into situations, having a shot at higher-tier Girls - 8�s and 9�s, so often that you get rejected to death.

The Poor sod must keep up his own self worth, which is incredibly hard to do - keep dressing nicely, keep shaving, not lose his job due to depression and Blue ball effect, and fall into the beer bottle, and all these horrible things that destroy a man from within.

Indeed this is a path of war all nice guys need to take.
when they are past the Point of death, when the nice guy stops caring about what the other person says or sees or thinks, when all he does is keep trodding on, minding his own business, stockpiling money and doing well at work,

...that is where he realises that his life is going forward despite the lack of female companionship.
This is a trans formative process, really is, old chap.

That is when he treats women with a bit of attitude - you know, the
"i am doing fine, tell me why i need you in my life?" kind of attitude.

she will immediately go into "gina tingles" mode, realise here is a Man, Yes, Yess a Man, who has all he wants due to his own efforts, and he is surely a good example of a man, he can provide for himself, yess...
'
and that is an attractive man!
Be he handsome or not, he has a thick skin, he has been through rejection, he has been begging for... for... attention, for consideration... for an opportunity...

He had rolled out the carpet for her, he had laid down his jacket in a puddle... he had laid down himself in a Puddle, so she could walk all over him, provided her shoes stayed dry!

he had been a miserable Joke of a man.
but that was the Past.
now he couldn�t give a flying fart any more, because his life is going fine, on track like a swiss clock, powerful as the Tsar Bomb...

And that attracts women like coca Cola attracts bees.

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Sun 09/06/15 04:54 AM
except Grumpycat...
he only deserves to be grumpy.

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Sun 09/06/15 04:39 AM
not without a Picture, and a proper Profile, no.
Damn... i didn�t even know what the contents of your pants were till i visited your profile.
F for eFFFFort.

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Sun 09/06/15 02:50 AM
i did NOT need to know that.

screw you! you ruined my sunday and ally my illusions!
*pukes*

:D

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Sun 09/06/15 02:40 AM
Edited by TyphoonMk1b on Sun 09/06/15 02:42 AM
!
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!!

Gender has nothing to do with it - i would have no sympathy for a dude who gets some nude pics from a woman either.

As an adult
-on a Dating site,
-in 2015,
-with youporn and sapphic erotica celebrating their 8th and 9th anniversary

such events are to be expected.
Welcome to the internet.
... no matter what you have in your pants.

Maybe the answer to
"Am i wrong?"
is
"no, you lack experience"

In which case i can only repeat my statement
"welcome to the internet"

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Sun 09/06/15 02:00 AM
maybe he is so attractive because he also protects his virginity?



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Sun 09/06/15 01:57 AM
Me!

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Sun 09/06/15 01:55 AM
Family Tree?

I came from nothing
i will go to nothing.

what will i leave behind?
a trail of destruction and women that remember me.




*large grin*

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Sun 09/06/15 01:50 AM
Bwaahhahahahahahah

Shhhh! You are ruining my credibility!
*chuckles*

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Sun 09/06/15 01:37 AM
Edited by TyphoonMk1b on Sun 09/06/15 01:45 AM
Everybody is replaceable.

Everybody. Just ask your Boss.
He thinks you are too expensive? Too unreliable? Not good enough? Too opinionated? Not fit for the Position?

He will blow your relationship to pieces and replace you for another Relationship with a different worker, for a number of reasons{excuses?}, during or after your trial Period.

Not the same? Think again.

While each and everyone of us is unique, we offer "standard" things that are not unique: care, affection, sex, time, money, intelligence, experience...

Those are not unique to a single person - look down the path of your past and you might agree with that.Many people have cared for you {but no longer do?}, and many more will.

While your relationship with them was unique, eventually the Relationship changed, and they were replaced.

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Sun 09/06/15 01:35 AM
Edited by TyphoonMk1b on Sun 09/06/15 01:36 AM
the one and only subject!

And in what might you be wrong?
I do not understand the question.

Is the subject important?
Yes it is.
Look around the forum and judge for yourself.

Do you want me to agree with you and slam the dude?
That is not my Job.

You can report such behavior to the staff who run this business, and maybe get him expelled or something.
That is appropriate action and the only thing that makes sense IMO.

Other than that?
welcome! Good luck and have fun :)

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Sat 09/05/15 07:16 PM
04,11 AM

in front of me: pringles, half eaten.
empty plate previously filled with raw carrots, tomatoes, salad, cucumber, white cheese.
half Full Coke Bottle.

on floor: empty Coke Bottle, empty water bottle.

screen 1: PC stats.
screen 2: Minecraft
screen 3: news tickers

doing what?
Just Showered
kicking asian, american and canadian women off my profile.
enjoying my beard.


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