Why in the hell were you dating Pee Wee Herman???

No. I'm pretty sure it was Lucifer.

OMG!what movie did you watch: nightmare on elm street??

unfortunatly for him he didn't get to watch any movie

How about we tell our hellish date horror stories...

I’ll start with mine:

I pick this girl up who only had headshots on her profile. So I wasn’t sure if she was going to be huge or not. She looked cute in her pics and seemed really nice. She said she LOVED to kiss. So you would think she would be good at it. Well, I’ll just say that I wasn’t attracted to her when I picked her up. But I figured maybe we’d be friends, and even if not, we were going to frightfest at the amusement park. So I was going to have fun. We sat in traffic and she came over and rammed her tongue down my throat. I swear it was like a dog wagging it’s tail in my mouth. It was so bad, I wondered if I’d forgotten how to kiss or something. So we get to the park and I’ve decided I’m not interested in anything already. She we’re talking in line about how some guy she met on the computer asked her what kind of wedding she wanted on her first date. We both agreed that was crazy. So she starts asking me questions about my ex. She says “So you were engaged right?” I say yeah. She asks if I got the ring back. I told her I did. She asked what I did with it. I thought this was kind of weird. She then asked if it was white or yellow gold. I thought it was weird, but I figured, I’m never going to see her again, so I told her. She asked the shape of diamonds, again I told her because I didn’t see any reason to care. She asked if it was a 3 stone or solitaire. I must have looked at her funny, but again, I figured “what do I care if she knows?” THEN SHE ASKED IT… What size was it? I looked at her funny and said “Are you seriously asking me this?” She said “What, I want to know.” So I told her. Her response is funny as hell. “Oh, I would need at least 2 carrots. My friend works at Littman Jewelers and she let me try on a 2 carrot diamond solitaire. It costs more than some people’s cars, but I don’t care, I want one.” WOW. There was no 2nd date. She did have an email to me when I checked it next titled “Super Fun Night.” She liked me and so did her roommate, which is rare because her friends never like any of her dates. What did I think of her? What do I think my friends would think of her? WOW!!

I was out with a girl one night, a friend of a mutual friend.

During the course of dinner, I got a phone call from my babysitter informing me my son was not feeling good and wanted to talk to daddy. I excused myself, talked to him for a minute, then went back to the table.

When she asked me if everything was okay, I said, "Yep, just my babysitter. My boy wanted to say goodnight to me.".
"Oh, you have a son?"
So explained things quickly.. she said, "Oh, that's nice."

Five minutes later said, "I'm going to the bathroom..excuse me."

10 minutes passed...
I asked one of the servers, "Would you please check the bathroom, my friend went in there about 10 minutes ago.." I was concerned! The server came back and said, "Sorry, sir, there's no one there."

20 minutes passed...
I called her on her cell phone. No answer.

30 minutes passed...
I finally got up, paid the bill, and left. Came to find out later she called a friend of her's and got a ride. She told our mutual friend she "couldn't be involved with someone with children.". Fine, but at least finish the meal and TELL me.

Sheesh. Women!

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If I had a date who farted on me 3 times like they did one person here....I'd lite a match and wave it close to see if they exploded. :)

Proof positive that there are some people who are severely stupid.

Yeah, people that can't spell.

round one...the man spent date telling me i was wrong in all my opinians...walked out and left him there.
round two...this man spent the date having a conversation with my breasts while i looked at his dandruff yuk..walked out and left him there
round three....this guy turns up, is a plumber...in work clothes dirty finger nails urghhhh and then spends an hour telling me the crapist jokes ever and doing thses stupid arm movements at the end of each joke...guess what i did lol

I still think I got you beat, but that was hillarious!!

I was referring to the girl you were talking about. Just didn't feel like quoting the whole thing. But way to nail me on the spelling. Aren't you a champ?

Yeah, you do. I'd rather deal with someone that left than someone that stayed past their welcome... lol

Let me get a rum and coke....
...mine wins hands down so far.

(And considering Alright's tale..that should tell you something)

guess you should just take me out to dinner instead

ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN'

(((Judy)))

I dont think Ive ever had a date from hell before. Ive had boring dates........

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but nothing weird......just mismatched personalities I think

Why no woman really wants a "nice" guy. Nice guys are boring.