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Edited by
OldCoot
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Okay, I'm at the point that I'll take any offer from any woman (or girl) with daddy issues who can get over the fact that I'm 72 and still not using a walker to get to the car.
Nope, I am not into "exercise", nope, I am not rich, nope, I'm not drop-dead handsome (any more-there was a time). BUT, I have a nice car, a nice boat & a truck to pull it with, own my own home in a really nice and safe neighborhood with an extra bedroom if she doesn't want to sleep in my king bed with me, and I can actually cook, wash dishes, vacuum, & take out the garbage and recycling all by myself. (I cheat and use the moto-cart at the grocery store because concrete floors give me a backache after an hour wandering around.) I smoke, but I'm not a drinker, I am fairly intelligent and well-read on almost any subject but I'm not so full of hubris to think I know-it-all (aside from decades of being right almost every time - which is likely a result of what I was born with, not something I learned how to do.) I will accept the dumbest "Box-O'-Rox" going as long as she is pleasing to the eye and doesn't mind if I just like to sit - or go places with her - and look at her while she does whatever she wants to do. (Hell, I don't even care if she is involved the sex industry for a living - I used to know a lot of them when I was much younger and they were all really nice women.) To me that's a fair trade - she gets material support & freedom to do as she pleases and I get to admire the artistry that is the human female form in motion. So, how 'bout it ladies - any takers? Honestly, I don't for a minute believe there are any attractive 50+ women on this site actually looking to make a connection, which is why I feel perfectly confident in making such a lopsided offer. (PS: If it turns out she was to develop real feelings for me, so much the better, I'm ready now to give love another shot and be that mythical unicorn they all say they are looking for - honest to a fault, loyal, devoted, charitable, kind, - and a good time in public or private....that's not my opinion, it's the women I've hung out with that have said so.) |
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good luck
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good luck In truth, aside from lightning striking me in love against enormous odds, the only thing I've ever won was the heart of my late wife. I still don't understand WHY she ever adopted me but I consider it better than winning the $2billion powerball so maybe I was lucky - once. |
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sure sounds like a common condition for us older guys. I may not have much, but I'm certainly willing to share what I do have. |
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Ugh!
Another day, another hour wasted, sorting through empty meat suits looking for love in all the wrong places. This profile seems to be working now - drawin' 'em in like flies to a corpse flower - but not in any way usable for somebody like me. Lawdy Mighty JeBus on a pogo stick.....is just ONE too much to ask for? |
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Forgot my manners.
Thank you for the well wishes Gillian Machi. 
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Gentlemen.. you are not alone.. this applies to older women as well!
I gave up looking for love a long time ago.. I keep myself busy instead doing the things I love! they say that if you stop searching.. it'll find you.. HA.. what a load of BS! I don't have much either.. but.. I'm not willing to share!! 
 kidding aside.. I'd suggest getting involved in your actual community (where you live).. volunteer (if you're not doing those already).. do things that get you out of the house to meet new people.. who knows.. you might have some fun..  
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kidding aside.. I'd suggest getting involved in your actual community (where you live).. volunteer (if you're not doing those already).. do things that get you out of the house to meet new people.. who knows.. you might have some fun..
This is so true, get out and do something even if it is just to stroll around the neighborhood for exercise. You may nor meet a romantic partner, but you might make a good friend and you are out doing something rather that just waiting to find someone... |
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kidding aside.. I'd suggest getting involved in your actual community (where you live).. volunteer (if you're not doing those already).. do things that get you out of the house to meet new people.. who knows.. you might have some fun..
This is so true, get out and do something even if it is just to stroll around the neighborhood for exercise. You may nor meet a romantic partner, but you might make a good friend and you are out doing something rather that just waiting to find someone... during our last election I went door to door talking with people and reminding them to vote.. met a lot of great people.. now they honk and wave as they drive by while I'm out shoveling
seriously though.. I met a lot of like minded people and made plans to meet up with'em once it's a tad warmer.. temps are running too freakin cold at -31F currently..🥶 |
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Edited by
Zero_Effected
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Fri 01/23/26 12:27 PM
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duplicated yet again
 
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Okay, I'm at the point that I'll take any offer from any woman (or girl) with daddy issues who can get over the fact that I'm 72 and still not using a walker to get to the car. Nope, I am not into "exercise", nope, I am not rich, nope, I'm not drop-dead handsome (any more-there was a time). BUT, I have a nice car, a nice boat & a truck to pull it with, own my own home in a really nice and safe neighborhood with an extra bedroom if she doesn't want to sleep in my king bed with me, and I can actually cook, wash dishes, vacuum, & take out the garbage and recycling all by myself. (I cheat and use the moto-cart at the grocery store because concrete floors give me a backache after an hour wandering around.) I smoke, but I'm not a drinker, I am fairly intelligent and well-read on almost any subject but I'm not so full of hubris to think I know-it-all (aside from decades of being right almost every time - which is likely a result of what I was born with, not something I learned how to do.) I will accept the dumbest "Box-O'-Rox" going as long as she is pleasing to the eye and doesn't mind if I just like to sit - or go places with her - and look at her while she does whatever she wants to do. (Hell, I don't even care if she is involved the sex industry for a living - I used to know a lot of them when I was much younger and they were all really nice women.) To me that's a fair trade - she gets material support & freedom to do as she pleases and I get to admire the artistry that is the human female form in motion. So, how 'bout it ladies - any takers? Honestly, I don't for a minute believe there are any attractive 50+ women on this site actually looking to make a connection, which is why I feel perfectly confident in making such a lopsided offer. (PS: If it turns out she was to develop real feelings for me, so much the better, I'm ready now to give love another shot and be that mythical unicorn they all say they are looking for - honest to a fault, loyal, devoted, charitable, kind, - and a good time in public or private....that's not my opinion, it's the women I've hung out with that have said so.) Please mention my name if you are oversubscribed. 
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