Topic: You Nice Guys Out There.... | |
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haha, no self respecting woman tolerates this crap, unless you want a low self esteemed woman, who will in the end cheat on you, or take you for granted, go ahead and try this. I don't even know why I am trying to educate you?? It's as useless as teaching a pig to sing, It only frustrates you and irritates the pig. uhhh im confused grammatically speaking, you are agreeing with me but the tone of your writing says otherwise Uh, no gramatically speaking it does not. Some of what you say is good stuff, don't get walked on and such, but the he-man billy bad azz stuff, ain't gonna get you anywhere with someone of quality. |
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to all you people disagreeing with edukated, read my article thing. its late can someone read it to me? if u shoot me ur phone # i actually will lol im very awake right now that was slick slickness aside, im actually serious haha (as long as you dont call me back later) if u want, u can speak to me on a private line i SHOULD be studying for finals Will you read it to me??? Or is that just for the hot girls? |
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to all you people disagreeing with edukated, read my article thing. its late can someone read it to me? Read it to me Duckie.....I'm not your b**** no youre right you aren't but i think i would have a hell of a fun time trying to make you my b*itch! Ahhh - the hell with it....I don't care about getting respect.....Duckie, make me your b*tch now. um is that an order cause if it was that just took the whole fun out of even trying |
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i always though that guys have to be arrogant to make up for small penis size haha, amen sista |
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Miller....yeah, we could be Fantastic Fouring the whole thing here. LOL. Superman Wonderwoman. All in a flash. Ahhh the thought. LOL.
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i always though that guys have to be arrogant to make up for small penis size That is a good Duckie!! |
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to all you people disagreeing with edukated, read my article thing. its late can someone read it to me? if u shoot me ur phone # i actually will lol im very awake right now that was slick slickness aside, im actually serious haha (as long as you dont call me back later) if u want, u can speak to me on a private line i SHOULD be studying for finals Will you read it to me??? Or is that just for the hot girls? sure man, as long as you are actually willing to hear me out. im doin this to spread knowledge; im already satisfied with my love life. |
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what i lack in penis size i make up for in completely make up for in smart ass remarks and they just make you even more adorable azrae1l |
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Prefecto! Bravo! Y la verdad!
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yes i do like chicken
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to all you people disagreeing with edukated, read my article thing. its late can someone read it to me? Read it to me Duckie.....I'm not your b**** no youre right you aren't but i think i would have a hell of a fun time trying to make you my b*itch! Ahhh - the hell with it....I don't care about getting respect.....Duckie, make me your b*tch now. um is that an order cause if it was that just took the whole fun out of even trying Sorry - I won't be anyone's b*tch...EVER. is that better |
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to all you people disagreeing with edukated, read my article thing. its late can someone read it to me? if u shoot me ur phone # i actually will lol im very awake right now that was slick slickness aside, im actually serious haha (as long as you dont call me back later) if u want, u can speak to me on a private line i SHOULD be studying for finals Will you read it to me??? Or is that just for the hot girls? sure man, as long as you are actually willing to hear me out. im doin this to spread knowledge; im already satisfied with my love life. Thanks - maybe another time. I should've been asleep hours ago. It's after 1 am where I am. |
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hey it all starts with a dream passi
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Here's a scenerio: A girl you like and is sitting beside you and their are napkins closer to her than you, within a hands reach of her. She asks for a napkin, what do you do...? I'll tell you what I do. I tell her straight up and my words exactly. "I aint your *****." <<< That right there sets the tone. now dont say it all grouchy and ****, but show her you got Balls and your not going to give them to her whenever she calls. This way too, you present that challenge! and girls love that challenge, because most guys are that push-over I'll do whatever you want type. I just grab the napkins and slap her in the face with them, then I yell, HEY you F'in Ho why'd you drop the napkins, then I slap her again with my shoe. After that I tell her to have sex with me and pay me money for it. Then I burn her with my post-coitus cig and tell her "that's for making me waste my sperm on you". Then I fight off the cops with my scrotum and a half full jar of vaseline after which point I blast off into outer space and repeat the process with a Venusian Queen. no, really, that's exactly what I do just don't tell anyone. shhhh |
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That was officially the funniest thing I've ever read on here, geek. 37 smart a$$ points have been accredited to your account, and I can now sleep restlessly. Thank you.
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hey stupid, if the girl has the napkins closer to her and asks
me to hand her one,then i would think she's trying to get my attention for a reason duh (to notice her) no thank's for your lame advise lol |
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i was just wondering
how many of you guys with little girls would like a guy to treat your daughter this way? |
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what men need to know is that they must obey me at all times......
Now hurry up and make me a sandwich!!! |
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