Topic: You Nice Guys Out There....
Lily0923's photo
Sun 12/09/07 10:13 PM


haha, no self respecting woman tolerates this crap, unless you want a low self esteemed woman, who will in the end cheat on you, or take you for granted, go ahead and try this. I don't even know why I am trying to educate you?? It's as useless as teaching a pig to sing, It only frustrates you and irritates the pig.

uhhh im confused
grammatically speaking, you are agreeing with me
but the tone of your writing says otherwise huh


Uh, no gramatically speaking it does not. Some of what you say is good stuff, don't get walked on and such, but the he-man billy bad azz stuff, ain't gonna get you anywhere with someone of quality.

jtip1977's photo
Sun 12/09/07 10:13 PM





to all you people disagreeing with edukated, read my article thing.

its late can someone read it to me?

if u shoot me ur phone # i actually will lol
im very awake right now

laugh that was slick

slickness aside, im actually serious haha (as long as you dont call me back later)
if u want, u can speak to me on a private line
i SHOULD be studying for finals laugh


Will you read it to me??? Or is that just for the hot girls?

duckiegiggles's photo
Sun 12/09/07 10:14 PM





to all you people disagreeing with edukated, read my article thing.

its late can someone read it to me?



Read it to me Duckie.....I'm not your b****



no youre right you aren't but i think i would have a hell of a fun time trying to make you my b*itch!happy


Ahhh - the hell with it....I don't care about getting respect.....Duckie, make me your b*tch now. :wink:

um is that an order cause if it was that just took the whole fun out of even trying

Lily0923's photo
Sun 12/09/07 10:14 PM

i always though that guys have to be arrogant to make up for small penis size


haha, amen sista

no photo
Sun 12/09/07 10:14 PM
Miller....yeah, we could be Fantastic Fouring the whole thing here. LOL. Superman Wonderwoman. All in a flash. Ahhh the thought. LOL.

ChefSean's photo
Sun 12/09/07 10:15 PM

i always though that guys have to be arrogant to make up for small penis size


That is a good Duckie!!

no photo
Sun 12/09/07 10:15 PM






to all you people disagreeing with edukated, read my article thing.

its late can someone read it to me?

if u shoot me ur phone # i actually will lol
im very awake right now

laugh that was slick

slickness aside, im actually serious haha (as long as you dont call me back later)
if u want, u can speak to me on a private line
i SHOULD be studying for finals laugh


Will you read it to me??? Or is that just for the hot girls?

sure man, as long as you are actually willing to hear me out. im doin this to spread knowledge; im already satisfied with my love life.

duckiegiggles's photo
Sun 12/09/07 10:16 PM

what i lack in penis size i make up for in completely make up for in smart ass remarks

and they just make you even more adorable azrae1l

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Sun 12/09/07 10:16 PM
Prefecto! Bravo! Y la verdad!

azrae1l's photo
Sun 12/09/07 10:17 PM
yes i do like chicken

jtip1977's photo
Sun 12/09/07 10:17 PM






to all you people disagreeing with edukated, read my article thing.

its late can someone read it to me?



Read it to me Duckie.....I'm not your b****



no youre right you aren't but i think i would have a hell of a fun time trying to make you my b*itch!happy


Ahhh - the hell with it....I don't care about getting respect.....Duckie, make me your b*tch now. :wink:

um is that an order cause if it was that just took the whole fun out of even trying


Sorry - I won't be anyone's b*tch...EVER.



is that better embarassed

jtip1977's photo
Sun 12/09/07 10:19 PM







to all you people disagreeing with edukated, read my article thing.

its late can someone read it to me?

if u shoot me ur phone # i actually will lol
im very awake right now

laugh that was slick

slickness aside, im actually serious haha (as long as you dont call me back later)
if u want, u can speak to me on a private line
i SHOULD be studying for finals laugh


Will you read it to me??? Or is that just for the hot girls?

sure man, as long as you are actually willing to hear me out. im doin this to spread knowledge; im already satisfied with my love life.


Thanks - maybe another time. I should've been asleep hours ago. It's after 1 am where I am.

no photo
Sun 12/09/07 10:29 PM
hey it all starts with a dream passi

geektothetenth's photo
Sun 12/09/07 11:06 PM


Here's a scenerio:
A girl you like and is sitting beside you and their are napkins closer to her than you, within a hands reach of her. She asks for a napkin, what do you do...?

I'll tell you what I do. I tell her straight up and my words exactly. "I aint your *****." <<< That right there sets the tone. now dont say it all grouchy and ****, but show her you got Balls and your not going to give them to her whenever she calls. This way too, you present that challenge! and girls love that challenge, because most guys are that push-over I'll do whatever you want type.



I just grab the napkins and slap her in the face with them, then I yell, HEY you F'in Ho why'd you drop the napkins, then I slap her again with my shoe. After that I tell her to have sex with me and pay me money for it. Then I burn her with my post-coitus cig and tell her "that's for making me waste my sperm on you". Then I fight off the cops with my scrotum and a half full jar of vaseline after which point I blast off into outer space and repeat the process with a Venusian Queen.

no, really, that's exactly what I do :wink: just don't tell anyone. shhhh

bbbutterscotch's photo
Sun 12/09/07 11:30 PM
That was officially the funniest thing I've ever read on here, geek.laugh 37 smart a$$ points have been accredited to your account, and I can now sleep restlessly. Thank you.drinker

hunter39m's photo
Mon 12/10/07 12:02 AM
hey stupid,grumble if the girl has the napkins closer to her and asks
me to hand her one,then i would think she's trying to get my attention for a reason duh (to notice her)
no thank's for your lame advise lollaugh

duckiegiggles's photo
Mon 12/10/07 12:15 AM
i was just wondering
how many of you guys with little girls would like a guy to treat your daughter this way?

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Mon 12/10/07 12:15 AM
what men need to know is that they must obey me at all times......devil laugh devil

Now hurry up and make me a sandwich!!!grumble grumble grumble grumble

kidatheart70's photo
Mon 12/10/07 12:19 AM
laugh

kidatheart70's photo
Mon 12/10/07 12:19 AM
laugh laugh laugh