so, we all know most people aren't going to read this so i'm gonna go into great details and make myself sound all cool and worldly to impress people. me: i'm a single parent and i won't discuss my kid. i'm a very loyal person. i tend to make bad and tasteless jokes and any given opportunity. i don't use capitol letters ever, go ahead look, you won't find one. i tend to listen more then talk. i'm very sarcastic but i usually choose to not be. i tend to be slightly shy and not want to give up too much information about me too fast. i have 2 ferrets and a giant tortoise roaming my house. my basic likes: i like to go up to the mountains and cruise trails, regardless if that's in the jeep or on foot, just bought a mountain bike and gonna try that this year. i like playing guitar and drums (not saying i'm any good but i like to jam with people). i like going to see live bands, mostly metal bands but i dig all kinds of music beyond that. i like animals and history so the zoo, museums and such are places i frequent. i like trying ethnic foods of all sorts, i like playing pool although i have a hard time finding a decent table ( bar tables just don't cut it). i like archery although it's been a while since i shot and i no longer have a bow but i keep meaning to get a new one just haven't had the cash to drop on a nice one. i like zombie and horror movies as well as really bad comedies things i don't care for: i don't get drunk and have no desire to party, nor do any drugs.i don't care if you do just don't bother offering me any. i hate bell peppers. duck lips and side ways peace signs don't belong in any photo of anybody older then 14. use of words spelled improperly because it's trendy (you know, dis, dat, u, ur, wat, text talk is annoying sorry. everybody has a typo or spells a word wrong , that's understandable). i have no interest in sports of any kind (well i've been known to watch mma once in a while). what i'm looking for: i don't know. i haven't dated in a long long time mainly because i hate these dating games and find it to be more trouble then what it's worth. but then i find myself missing having somebody around and somebody to come home to. ultimately i would like to find "the one" if they exist but i've had several really bad relationships that left me in a really bad place in more then one way and i'm in no hurry to slide back into that trend. i guess i just want to meet a few people and see how it goes. what i'm not looking for: that's hard to say,well not really but i'll sound bitter and angry which i'm not. oh well i'll just blurt it out and if i offend people well then your probably one of these so... if you tell more lies then truths, if you can't tell fiction from reality, cheat on a regular basis, spend 3x more money then you make and expect me to pay for it, if you think insults are the way to get me to do what you want, if there's more trash laying in your car or house then in my 4 trash cans, if you think i'm responsible for paying your bills and your friends bills. if you think i should drop everything to run to your side and this includes walking out of work, ditching my kid and abandoning all my responsibilities at the drop of a hat or else i don't care. basically if your less then pleasant most of the time i really have no need of it. i been there, done that, got the shirt and the piece of crap already ripped and has a spaghetti stain... nice woman or no woman.. that's my nindo...