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Topic: Woman marries tree
jph2009 Joined Sun 01/18/09 Posts: 7	Sun 04/15/18 11:00 AM
Great Story! I'd marry a tree too for what they give us unconditionally and, of course, we can't live without them. Well worth saving as more and more are casually cut down while humans relentlessly multiply.

BlakeIAM Joined Wed 04/25/18 Posts: 1140	Sun 04/29/18 06:01 PM
It is impossible to marry a tree just like it is impossible to marry a lampshade. People are really weird.

GalaxyStarz Joined Wed 04/25/18 Posts: 2697	Sun 04/29/18 08:03 PM
I guess my X just got married.

iam_resurrected Joined Tue 04/24/18 Posts: 985	Sun 04/29/18 11:07 PM
I bet they were all amazed when the tree said " I DO " ... my guess is it sounded more like a bark

Tom4Uhere Joined Sat 12/17/16 Posts: 16240	Sun 04/29/18 11:22 PM
Breaking news :apparently official : The happy couple have up rooted and moved to the UK. They are now living happily in the leafy town of oakhampton with their saplings. They have asked for privacy and will not log on to the Internet Brilliant, mikey, just brilliant!

Justskate59 Joined Thu 04/12/18 Posts: 7	Mon 04/30/18 06:23 AM
Did they meet a dating site

Justskate59 Joined Thu 04/12/18 Posts: 7	Mon 04/30/18 06:23 AM
Did they meet a dating site

NotPay4Play Joined Fri 06/24/16 Posts: 5333	Mon 04/30/18 06:43 AM
Did they meet a dating site I think she just stumbled into it.

Justskate59 Joined Thu 04/12/18 Posts: 7	Mon 04/30/18 06:45 AM
Do you think they will put down roots

Unknow Joined Sat 01/11/14 Posts: 23369	Mon 04/30/18 07:45 AM
Do you think they will put down roots Don't know but I'm rooting for them

undrboss Joined Tue 04/24/18 Posts: 522	Thu 05/10/18 03:40 PM
Great Story! I'd marry a tree too for what they give us unconditionally and, of course, we can't live without them. Well worth saving as more and more are casually cut down while humans relentlessly multiply. wow ...that is just weird. sorry.

notbeold Joined Sat 06/01/13 Posts: 2406	Thu 05/10/18 06:00 PM
On the wedding night, did anyone get a root ? Did the tree give a fig about not having any nuts ? When they argue, will they get barking mad ? Which partner will be the first to leaf ?

Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21258	Thu 05/10/18 07:38 PM
Pure arbor abuse.

Annierooroo Joined Mon 10/20/14 Posts: 12552	Fri 05/11/18 03:30 AM
I guess each to their own. No my cup of tea. I like mine moving. Someone has to cook tea.

undrboss Joined Tue 04/24/18 Posts: 522	Fri 05/11/18 09:06 AM
As long as that woman that married the tree isn't given a license to own guns Because you never know what that nut job will do to those who even chop trees down.

Workin4it Joined Wed 10/02/13 Posts: 799	Fri 05/11/18 05:34 PM
This is great, everyone is great , all the trees are great , anyone and anything should have the right to marry . It's great, everything is great. No differant opinions, everyone thinks the same of marrying trees. That's great. Great, interesting debate here. More of these kind of debates would be great.

nailcap Joined Sat 06/13/15 Posts: 966	Tue 05/15/18 10:07 PM
This is great, everyone is great , all the trees are great , anyone and anything should have the right to marry . It's great, everything is great. No differant opinions, everyone thinks the same of marrying trees. That's great. Great, interesting debate here. More of these kind of debates would be great. then one day ill gona bet 1 million dollar that Mr.bush will aye with the hitler.....

Viper1j Joined Tue 12/04/12 Posts: 803	Thu 05/17/18 03:25 PM
Think she got some wood on the wedding night?

Annierooroo Joined Mon 10/20/14 Posts: 12552	Sun 05/20/18 03:43 AM
I have been thinking is there a short supply of men where she is?

greeneyes148 Joined Fri 12/25/15 Posts: 5830	Sun 05/20/18 06:04 AM
In a update to this story local news is stating that her new husband " woody" was killed during thunder storm late Friday. Hit by a bolt of lightning, Woody was split in two and fell over a portion of route 213, taking out a Toyota Camry. Eager Beaver tree & mulch company is in charge of the services.