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Earthgirl83
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mikey4yousweety: Be quite or I'll write you a letter then set fire to you 
Mrmxb: Oh my God. Did you go to that psychiatrist? 
 Be scared... be very scared now!
bank2007: Earthgirl83   From what point did I have to start laughing? :)) I didn't get it. 
After the last quotation mark, please. 
And for today: Your dog's barking at the back door. Your wife's barking at the front. Who do you let in? Well, it's your call... but the dog will stop barking when you let him in. |
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mikey4yousweety: Be quite or I'll write you a letter then set fire to you
Mrmxb: Oh my God. Did you go to that psychiatrist?
Be scared... be very scared now!
bank2007: Earthgirl83 From what point did I have to start laughing? :)) I didn't get it.
After the last quotation mark, please.
And for today: Your dog's barking at the back door. Your wife's barking at the front. Who do you let in? Well, it's your call... but the dog will stop barking when you let him in.
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i understood very well that: i will not go psychiatry from now on because:...
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Good morning turkey
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mikey4yousweety
and Earthgirl83
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Good morning England 
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Earthgirl83
you really went to psychiatry. I understand that. this is not a joke. I'm really curious about it. /// and just talked about these conversations. I understand you understand us ... |
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Umm, not sure what you mean....
No, I haven't gone to a psychiatrist. Don't worry I will never burn people
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Umm, not sure what you mean.... No, I haven't gone to a psychiatrist. Don't worry I will never burn people
I understand. you have not gone to psychiatry in real life. /// but going to psychiatry is not bad. they were just kidding. |
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I hope you're not suggesting I go visit a psychiatrist 
But you are right, it's not bad to seek help if it's really needed. Have to go. Another (picture) joke: 
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I hope you're not suggesting I go visit a psychiatrist
But you are right, it's not bad to seek help if it's really needed. Have to go. Another (picture) joke:
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Your girlfriend must be on vacation mikey
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Edited by
Unknow
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Sun 05/06/18 05:21 AM
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Permanently
She only went to get some milk. . . . that was 6 years ago! Worse than that. I've had to have black tea and switch from cerial to toast
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I hope you're not suggesting I go visit a psychiatrist
But you are right, it's not bad to seek help if it's really needed. Have to go. Another (picture) joke:
If the computer crashes, the guy should be right.
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Awww. Better luck next time good ole chap. Sometimes a little sweetener helps with that tea if you can afford it.
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Wanna Blow-pop?
Sure, son. |
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When I was in Iraq I survived mustard gas and pepper spray, I guess you could say Iām a seasoned veteran.
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knock knock
whos there? dave dave who? dave then breaks into tears because his grandmothers alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer knows him. |
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I just found out Iām colour-blind, the diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
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I saw a guy today who had 9 watches on one wrist and 5 on the other, I thought wow, he must have a lot of time on his hands.
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