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hotdog?
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Thu 10/19/17 07:09 AM
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One for Mike and Jeff in particular
And others of-course 
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Little Johnny... The Way You Think
Previous Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny: "None." Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny: "None." Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?" Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left." Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think." Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?" Teacher: "Sure." Little Johnny: "There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?" Teacher: "The one sucking the cone." Little Johnny: "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think." |
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R.O.T.F.L.M.B.O...You nailed 1979
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Hi
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I saw a chicken crossing the road today.
It was poultry in motion. |
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I saw a chicken crossing the road today. It was poultry in motion.  Cute!
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Man to his wife while in the kitchen: "Please say dirty things to me!"
Woman: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..." |
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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go." |
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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go."
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Lol, hahaha...
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hey men!~~~~~~did you ever heard about that beach? nicely roll up there and 110% satisfy.....then go buy your son a ticket and we're going to rolling up..........
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you go take the sheet then doodle it.....because boss said tonight with dine with that thing.........can you do that?
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don't take a piece of that thing......or I'll take a pic of you......
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which is?
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Little Johnny... The Way You Think
Previous Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny: "None." Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny: "None." Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?" Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left." Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think." Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?" Teacher: "Sure." Little Johnny: "There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?" Teacher: "The one sucking the cone." Little Johnny: "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think." |
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What has four wheels and flies?
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^^^^^^
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That's an old riddle I remember it...The Garbage Truck ?? |
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My sister bet me 100 pound that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti
You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta |
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