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What do you call a dog with no legs?? Legless call it what you will, it ain't comin' ey ? |
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it is necessary to wear a new leg in the dog, this is the appropriate one.
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Why does Santa drink milk after delivering gifts
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A penis
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What do you call a dog with no legs?? Legless |
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Legless penis Yes you are |
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Hotdogs
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Ok a giraffe, a gorilla and a monkey walk into an Irish pub...
The bartender looks up and says Get the F@#$ outta here, we dont serve yer kind!!! |
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Blonde Joke alert!
Blonde asks her friend...What does IDK mean?? Friend...I don't know... Man!!! Nobody knows!!! |
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how can you tell a philipino chick is lieing?
her lips are moving. |
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Police on the search for a serial killer, 7 victims so far, all stabbed to death with a knitting needle.
They think heโs following some sort of pattern. |
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My wife divorced me because she said I was obsessed with football.
Weโd been together for 10 seasons. |
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What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror?
Halloumi |
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I love playing soccer, but I love watching a little. I do not know what to say, so I have not gotten divorced with my wife. *** after that I can say that I will not be obsessed with football. *** life is ... |
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At a Pink Floyd concert, a guy turns to someone sitting next to him, and makes a remark that is unusual to see an empty seat at these gigs,
the other guy says, well my wife and I have been Floyd fans since the 60s, and we have never ever missed one of their concerts, but sadly she has just recently passed away, hence the empty seat, the other guy says, oh iยดm sorry to hear that,but could you not find any of your friends or family to come with you, he turns back to him and says no, they are all at her funeral. |
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I understand, it seems to have been saved ...
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What did the man say to the Wolf?
We speak the same language! |
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Wolf is scared of this man. )))) |
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Though I may often be wrong, I am never uncertain!
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Iโve started going up to peoples doors and preaching about my new gym, itโs called Jehovahโs Fitness
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