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Topic: Tell me a joke. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚
snagglepuss74's photo
Sat 01/06/18 08:41 AM


What do you call a dog with no legs??


Legless :grin:


call it what you will, it ain't comin' ey ?

Mrmxb's photo
Sat 01/06/18 08:59 AM
it is necessary to wear a new leg in the dog, this is the appropriate one.

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Sun 01/07/18 05:28 PM
Why does Santa drink milk after delivering gifts

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Sun 01/07/18 05:31 PM
A penis

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Sun 01/07/18 05:35 PM


What do you call a dog with no legs??


Legless :grin:
penis

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Sun 01/07/18 05:45 PM


Legless :grin:
penis


Yes you are

bureche8's photo
Sat 01/13/18 09:27 PM
Hotdogs

Robxbox73's photo
Sun 01/14/18 02:30 AM
Ok a giraffe, a gorilla and a monkey walk into an Irish pub...
The bartender looks up and says Get the F@#$ outta here, we dont serve yer kind!!!

Robxbox73's photo
Sun 01/14/18 02:35 AM
Blonde Joke alert!

Blonde asks her friend...What does IDK mean??
Friend...I don't know...

Man!!! Nobody knows!!!whoa slaphead surprised rofl

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Mon 01/15/18 03:41 PM
how can you tell a philipino chick is lieing?




















her lips are moving.laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Tue 01/16/18 10:07 AM
Police on the search for a serial killer, 7 victims so far, all stabbed to death with a knitting needle.

They think heโ€™s following some sort of pattern.

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Tue 01/16/18 11:04 AM
My wife divorced me because she said I was obsessed with football.

Weโ€™d been together for 10 seasons.

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Fri 01/19/18 01:35 PM
What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror?

Halloumi

Mrmxb's photo
Fri 01/26/18 09:41 AM

I love playing soccer, but I love watching a little. I do not know what to say, so I have not gotten divorced with my wife.
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after that I can say that I will not be obsessed with football.
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life is ...

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Fri 02/02/18 08:08 AM
At a Pink Floyd concert, a guy turns to someone sitting next to him, and makes a remark that is unusual to see an empty seat at these gigs,
the other guy says, well my wife and I have been Floyd fans since the 60s, and we have never ever missed one of their concerts, but sadly she has just recently passed away, hence the empty seat, the other guy says, oh iยดm sorry to hear that,but could you not find any of your friends or family to come with you, he turns back to him and says no,
they are all at her funeral.

Mrmxb's photo
Fri 02/02/18 09:28 AM
I understand, it seems to have been saved ...
))))))

Toodygirl5's photo
Fri 02/02/18 01:42 PM
What did the man say to the Wolf?


We speak the same language! bigsmile

Mrmxb's photo
Fri 02/02/18 02:02 PM

Wolf is scared of this man.
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Narlycarnk's photo
Fri 02/02/18 05:24 PM
Though I may often be wrong, I am never uncertain!

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Fri 02/02/18 08:00 PM
Iโ€™ve started going up to peoples doors and preaching about my new gym, itโ€™s called Jehovahโ€™s Fitness

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