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what happened to the men who opend doors for a lady
Men are very..in the moment. They opened the door, then probably walked through it. Then wonder what's keeping you. One of my favorite moments is holding the door open for a lady, walking in in behind her and enjoying the view 
Most awkward moment for a girl when a man is (read= pretends to be) chivalrous and says "Ladies first!" when you have to go up stairs to a restaurant or club. Awkward, cos I'm usually wearing a short skirt and I know the guy is going to look up to get a sneak peek of my erm... bum. And you never know just how much he can or cannot see. |
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I used to open doors for ladies.
I used to light their smokes, carry their bags up stairs, fix their DVD players, drive them somewhere or pick them up, pay for dinner, fix their car, maw their lawn... I used to be so polite and considerate to them. I'd sit there listening to their sob stories about how this guy hurt them or that other guy broke their heart... Then a new wave of feminism hit the Media and Universities, and everything changed. Suddenly, women didn't want men around, women didn't need men, they were saying men are pigs, all liars, cheaters, players... There were large rallies and organisations that drove the attacks on Masculinity, Laws were passed explicitly in favor of women, Laws that would wreck havoc in millions of men's lives. Meanwhile, the new feminists, emboldened by politicians' sell-out to witchcraft and sorcery, redoubled their efforts to annihilate "The Patriarchy", a deluded concept that purposes to blame ALL men for the greed and murder of those at the top. And they repeated they denigrating attacks for years and so often on the radio, TV, in the papers, online; that it stuck. It stuck so well that even a lot of guys themselves started to subscribe to the idea that man is bad (automatically) and woman is good (automatically). Those men became feminists drones. All they ended up knowing is Man=bad, woman=good. So here we are, present day, and women are asking "Where the good guys at?" "Where are the gentlemen to open doors for us?" We're still here, but just as women have changed so have men as well. You cannot engender such changes in gender relations without expecting a blow-back, consequences and reactions. Of course, even the resulting effects are going to be blamed on Men by our OH soooo "nurturing" opposing gender but we little guys are used to get hit over the head by flying pans so I'm sure we'll be fine. |
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Some still do, some don't. and some do sometimes.
I blame automatic doors and women's lib 
It is a very nice feeling, when a man opens your door. |
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A woman told me once that you could tell how good a guy is in bed by the way he opens a door.
I asked her how. She said if he fumbles he's likely to fumble in bed. If he opens it quickly it's likely to be over quickly in bed. If he opens it slow and smooth it's likely to be slow and smooth in bed. She said 'show me how you open doors' I licked the handle first. |
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A woman told me once that you could tell how good a guy is in bed by the way he opens a door. I asked her how. She said if he fumbles he's likely to fumble in bed. If he opens it quickly it's likely to be over quickly in bed. If he opens it slow and smooth it's likely to be slow and smooth in bed. She said 'show me how you open doors' I licked the handle first.  
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A woman told me once that you could tell how good a guy is in bed by the way he opens a door. I asked her how. She said if he fumbles he's likely to fumble in bed. If he opens it quickly it's likely to be over quickly in bed. If he opens it slow and smooth it's likely to be slow and smooth in bed. She said 'show me how you open doors' I licked the handle first. !!!!!!! ahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
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Edited by
bnelson1225
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Tue 10/25/16 11:05 AM
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A woman told me once that you could tell how good a guy is in bed by the way he opens a door. I asked her how. She said if he fumbles he's likely to fumble in bed. If he opens it quickly it's likely to be over quickly in bed. If he opens it slow and smooth it's likely to be slow and smooth in bed. She said 'show me how you open doors' I licked the handle first. Ahhhh, there's were I have been going wrong. I grasp the handle firmly and give it a quick pull 
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I licked the handle first.
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We exist. I have done that many times. And still do everywhere I found myself with ladies
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A woman told me once that you could tell how good a guy is in bed by the way he opens a door. I asked her how. She said if he fumbles he's likely to fumble in bed. If he opens it quickly it's likely to be over quickly in bed. If he opens it slow and smooth it's likely to be slow and smooth in bed. She said 'show me how you open doors' I licked the handle first. Priceless~~~  
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A woman told me once that you could tell how good a guy is in bed by the way he opens a door. I asked her how. She said if he fumbles he's likely to fumble in bed. If he opens it quickly it's likely to be over quickly in bed. If he opens it slow and smooth it's likely to be slow and smooth in bed. She said 'show me how you open doors' I licked the handle first. |
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A woman told me once that you could tell how good a guy is in bed by the way he opens a door. I asked her how. She said if he fumbles he's likely to fumble in bed. If he opens it quickly it's likely to be over quickly in bed. If he opens it slow and smooth it's likely to be slow and smooth in bed. She said 'show me how you open doors' I licked the handle first. And you didn't lick the ... handle first? Tsk tsk ... |
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A woman told me once that you could tell how good a guy is in bed by the way he opens a door. I asked her how. She said if he fumbles he's likely to fumble in bed. If he opens it quickly it's likely to be over quickly in bed. If he opens it slow and smooth it's likely to be slow and smooth in bed. She said 'show me how you open doors' I licked the handle first. And you didn't lick the ... handle first? Tsk tsk ... |
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A woman told me once that you could tell how good a guy is in bed by the way he opens a door. I asked her how. She said if he fumbles he's likely to fumble in bed. If he opens it quickly it's likely to be over quickly in bed. If he opens it slow and smooth it's likely to be slow and smooth in bed. She said 'show me how you open doors' I licked the handle first. And you didn't lick the ... handle first? Tsk tsk ... |
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For those unsure of what no.1 is talking about ... ...I checked with me google and he says ......... unauthorized access in a surprise move to an undefended entry point .... 
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There are still men who open doors for a lady. I think it has to be taught by the parents. I remember something that happened to me about 8 years ago. My sister and I went food shopping, came back to the house and my father, brother and nephew (who were visiting) were sitting on the porch next to the door. Not one of them got up to at least open the door for us. We were carrying packages and had to make a couple of trips to the truck and there was no offer to help. That is an embarrassment that 3 generations of males in my family did not get up. Well, I still like it when men open doors and always say thank you.
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And just for the record I always open the door for my lady friends...
Followed promptly with a little slap on her ***... and a word . No problem baby! I always got your back...lol..wink. |
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Maybe a lot of them got tired of being viewed as a door stop. I personally hold the door for everyone equally, regardless of sex, age, race, religion or sexual preference.
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poor handle... poor door...should be mangled by now with all that manhandling
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I actually enjoy opening doors for the ladies...and will hold a door for anyone.
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