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what happened to the men who opend doors for a lady They had their pinkies slammed in the door |
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seems nobody cares about the doors
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seems nobody cares about the doors Not true. One of their songs is on the Songs of Mingle2 CD. |
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They are out there I know mine does even in the cow pasture
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They are out there I know mine does even in the cow pasture Had to get your arse in the truck quickly. Guess you didn't notice the look in that bulls eyes. He was smitten. |
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now how do men open the doors without any handles
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now how do men open the doors without any handles I tried that once and got dizzy. |
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What happened to women who could actually cook a homemade lasagna? This world has gone to hell in a hand basket.
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I'm happy enough to open my own doors. I can't make homemade lasagna. Heck, I can't make homemade much of anything --- do cheeseburgers count? |
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I'm happy enough to open my own doors. I can't make homemade lasagna. Heck, I can't make homemade much of anything --- do cheeseburgers count? Hey. Can't say no to a good burger. And please....make sure the beer is on ice as well. |
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I can cook a lasagna from scratch. I cook and bake a lot of things.
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I can cook a lasagna from scratch. I cook and bake a lot of things. I would open an oven door for a homemade lasagna! |
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I enjoy cooking.
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Edited by
howed
on
Thu 10/27/16 11:06 PM
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I can cook a lasagna from scratch. I cook and bake a lot of things. I love home made Lasagna. open the door, the guys are coming for supper bring flowers guys Drinks on the house |
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What happened to women who could actually cook a homemade lasagna? This world has gone to hell in a hand basket. I ain't gon' be cooking all day, I ain't your mama I ain't gon' do your laundry, I ain't your mama I ain't your mama, boy, I ain't your mama When you're gon' get your act together? I ain't your mama No, I ain't your mama No, I ain't your mama, no |
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What happened to women who could actually cook a homemade lasagna? This world has gone to hell in a hand basket. I ain't gon' be cooking all day, I ain't your mama I ain't gon' do your laundry, I ain't your mama I ain't your mama, boy, I ain't your mama When you're gon' get your act together? I ain't your mama No, I ain't your mama No, I ain't your mama, no |
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Edited by
SparklingCrystal 💖💎
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Fri 10/28/16 01:45 PM
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What happened to women who could actually cook a homemade lasagna? This world has gone to hell in a hand basket. I ain't gon' be cooking all day, I ain't your mama I ain't gon' do your laundry, I ain't your mama I ain't your mama, boy, I ain't your mama When you're gon' get your act together? I ain't your mama No, I ain't your mama No, I ain't your mama, no Seriously? That's rather bitter, assuming all men are w@nkers. I"m hoping my tombstone will say something like "She's the light of my life, Filled my heart with joy each and every day I love you" Or something along those lines. Provided I get buried. No tombstone when cremated, right. Hmm... I want me tombstone when the time has come! Dang... must be some depressing vibe in the air if we're happily talking tombstones now , , , |
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