Topic: The Wrong Answer Game | |
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Because they have a beautiful fragrance... Why always after thunderstorm the sun comes out? Because Mercury is in retrograde. @Nicole, this thread is meant to give ridiculous wrong answers. Why are tires round? |
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Thank you so much, Don
Because they have never been triangular.. Why we can see the stars? |
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because the sun when to sleep...
why is MARS red? |
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Because of hairy armpits
Why do cats purr? |
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It's red because, Mars don't like be blue..
Why the tears are salty? |
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It's red because, Mars don't like be blue.. Why the tears are salty? Again I can't catch the time.. |
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It's red because, Mars don't like be blue.. Why the tears are salty? Because our brains are leaking. Why do elephants have trunks? |
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Because trees grow them for the elephants...
Why does hair grow? |
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Because you won't stop clipping your toenails.
Why do trees fall |
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Because trees are clumsy and rhythmically challenged. That's why they sway... to much swaying leads to falling.
Why do we wink at the person we like? |
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Because we haven't drank enough alcohol yet.
Why do wolves howl at the moon? |
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Because they scared the cows to jump over the moon
Why is music the universal language? |
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So everyone can hate rap
When does a person change their bed sheets? |
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Because talking just gets you in hot water.
why have right and left shoes? |
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Because SJW's would lose their mind if you called them right and wrong shoes
Why does a person have an outie bellybutton? |
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They eat too much
why do people blow their nose |
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So everyone can have an appendage that needs blown
Why do women sit down to pee? |
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they don't like distance peeing contests!
why is it wrong for guys to put up a "honey do" list? |
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Because our spout points down
Why is life so difficult? |
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Because mother nature doesn't want to be known as easy
Why do babies cry? |
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