Topic: The Wrong Answer Game | |
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they naturally assume (and probably aren't wrong) that their brains need all the help they can get.
and, of course, the ones that try to eat gorilla brains don't get so far with that soooo... anyways... who's johnny? |
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The man in white
What is the meaning of life? |
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You are one in a Minion.
![]() Who cut the cheese? |
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the cow when she tried to jump over the moon and missed
where's the beef? |
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Edited by
Dodo_David
on
Wed 12/19/18 05:20 PM
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In the pasture.
![]() It's ground beef by the way. If chickens didn't exist, then what would squirrels taste like? |
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muenster cheese
can you be chillaxing if you only have a hatchet? |
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can you be chillaxing if you only have a hatchet? You can if the Hatchet is a chef. What exactly is in mystery meat? |
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if i told you you wouldn't share
why is it called sweedish meatball sauce when its made with taco sauce? |
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Because the Swedish chef wrote the recipe.
![]() Why did the chicken cross the road? |
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The possibility of โcrossingโ was encoded into the objects โchickenโ and โroadโ, and circumstances came into being which caused the actualization of this potential occurrence.
What is that over there? ----------> |
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It is a flag. White eagle on white background
Why do turkeys vote for christmas? |
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because on christmas they serve goose
why do you roast chestnuts over an open fire? |
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Because chestnuts don't have fire insurance.
Who are the parents of the man in the moon? |
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Jack and Jill
Why did the fork run away with the spoon? |
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Why did the fork run away with the spoon? Because they didn't want to be put into your mouth. Why did the cow jump over the moon? |
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Rude!
![]() To find a bale hay Why does Peter keep his wife in a punkin shell ? |
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Because the clam shell was too small
How come you can only see the milky way on certain nights? |
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Because Sonic closes early
What did the squirrel say to the dog? |
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Those are my nuts, don't touch
Why did the big bad wolf dress up like grandma? |
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He liked the way her style of clothing...
Why do some drivers insist on tailgating and causing an accident? |
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