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Topic: The Wrong Answer Game
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Thu 12/13/18 08:55 PM
they naturally assume (and probably aren't wrong) that their brains need all the help they can get.

and, of course, the ones that try to eat gorilla brains don't get so far with that soooo...




anyways...

who's johnny?

pumpilicious ๐Ÿ’•'s photo
Wed 12/19/18 03:36 PM
The man in white


What is the meaning of life?

Dodo_David's photo
Wed 12/19/18 03:41 PM
You are one in a Minion.



Who cut the cheese?

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Wed 12/19/18 05:00 PM
the cow when she tried to jump over the moon and missed


where's the beef?

Dodo_David's photo
Wed 12/19/18 05:19 PM
Edited by Dodo_David on Wed 12/19/18 05:20 PM
In the pasture.



It's ground beef by the way.

If chickens didn't exist, then what would squirrels taste like?

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Wed 12/19/18 05:22 PM
muenster cheese


can you be chillaxing if you only have a hatchet?

Dodo_David's photo
Wed 12/19/18 05:32 PM

can you be chillaxing if you only have a hatchet?


You can if the Hatchet is a chef.

What exactly is in mystery meat?

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Wed 12/19/18 05:39 PM
if i told you you wouldn't share

why is it called sweedish meatball sauce when its made with taco sauce?

Dodo_David's photo
Wed 12/19/18 07:08 PM
Because the Swedish chef wrote the recipe.



Why did the chicken cross the road?

pumpilicious ๐Ÿ’•'s photo
Thu 12/20/18 07:04 AM
The possibility of โ€œcrossingโ€ was encoded into the objects โ€œchickenโ€ and โ€œroadโ€, and circumstances came into being which caused the actualization of this potential occurrence.


What is that over there? ---------->

Larsi666 ๐Ÿ˜ฝ's photo
Wed 12/26/18 06:35 AM
It is a flag. White eagle on white background


Why do turkeys vote for christmas?

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Wed 12/26/18 05:16 PM
because on christmas they serve goose

why do you roast chestnuts over an open fire?

Dodo_David's photo
Wed 12/26/18 05:39 PM
Because chestnuts don't have fire insurance.

Who are the parents of the man in the moon?




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Sat 12/29/18 05:29 PM
Jack and Jill


Why did the fork run away with the spoon?

Dodo_David's photo
Sat 12/29/18 07:03 PM

Why did the fork run away with the spoon?


Because they didn't want to be put into your mouth.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

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Sun 12/30/18 06:50 PM
Rude! :rolling_eyes:

To find a bale hay

Why does Peter keep his wife in a punkin shell ?

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Wed 01/02/19 08:53 AM
Because the clam shell was too small

How come you can only see the milky way on certain nights?


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Wed 01/09/19 09:16 AM
Because Sonic closes early


What did the squirrel say to the dog?

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Wed 01/09/19 12:48 PM
Those are my nuts, don't touch

Why did the big bad wolf dress up like grandma?

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Wed 01/23/19 12:49 PM
He liked the way her style of clothing...

Why do some drivers insist on tailgating and causing an accident?

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