Topic: The Wrong Answer Game | |
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Colonel Sanders was trying to cook him.
Why is a bird in the hand worth two in the bush? |
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Because I have big hands and shave
What is a chicken being accused of when the Rooster said it was being chicken? |
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It is being accused of boiling it's own egg.
What time is the right time? |
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Peanut butter jelly time! Why do owls have such big eyes? |
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Because they shoot laser beams out of them when hunting.
What put the pop in Popsicles? |
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Because fingers would look stupid on our feet!
Why does FORD stand for Found On Road Dead? |
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Because fingers would look stupid on our feet! Why does FORD stand for Found On Road Dead? Cause FORD is For Only Real Dudes. Why does clowns exists? |
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Because companies on Wall Street keep hiring them.
What is your name? |
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My name is Michael Caine
Why do world leaders have to be so thick? |
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They all studied at Harvard.
Which came first A) Chicken B) Egg C) Cheese on toast. |
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None of the above cuz everyone knows the cow says mooooo.
How do you spell relief? |
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C a l g o n
How does the internet work? |
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With fingertip vibrations
Why is the sky blue |
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Because my eyes are blue
Where is Waldo? |
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Edited by
Annagram
on
Thu 09/29/16 08:54 AM
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Waldo is in Hollywood working on the script for "Mingle2" the movie.
How do you eat artichokes? |
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In this game one person asks a question and the next person should give a wrong answer to that question. The more ridiculous the answer the better! In addition to providing a ridiculous answer, you should ask a new question which the next poster will have to answer (again, with a ridiculous WRONG answer!) The first question is this: Why do we have wisdom teeth? |
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You put them in Tacos with lots of hot sauce.
Why do people buy stuff on Ebay? |
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Because all of the proceeds from ebay sales go directly into our party fund!
What is the difference between green and black tea? |
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Black Tea has asphalt in it.
Why is the US NOT using the metric system as it's standard? |
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