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lol@ the women... ask any guy what happens when you tell a woman no on sex... that's probably the last time y'all talk... 
How true... We (I) expect you to always be ready! 
Normal men usually are, so there isn't a prob. My ex though always had a headache after the first year or so. So I lived with that for almost a decade. But he still talked an awful lot. Maybe I should've gagged him, so his energy would've gone to the other head 
There are men out there who seldom want sex ya know. Hear that more and more from women. normal? so i'm abbynormal?... 
Oh dear ... now I done it ... First called you a moodkiller now this ... Lemme hug you, Moe! You're a smexy man so I will throw in some kisses too  
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lol@ the women... ask any guy what happens when you tell a woman no on sex... that's probably the last time y'all talk...
How true... We (I) expect you to always be ready!
Normal men usually are, so there isn't a prob. My ex though always had a headache after the first year or so. So I lived with that for almost a decade. But he still talked an awful lot. Maybe I should've gagged him, so his energy would've gone to the other head
There are men out there who seldom want sex ya know. Hear that more and more from women. normal? so i'm abbynormal?...
Oh dear ... now I done it ... First called you a moodkiller now this ... Lemme hug you, Moe! You're a smexy man so I will throw in some kisses too
ohh, baby... thnx, i needed them... 
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it will wake the baby I hear something...did you lock the door my back hurts, neck hurts, head hurts I just took a shower I just washed the sheets I am not doing it at your parents house ya perv did you brush your teeth? how many of these ya want I was married for 20 years 
Geezzz... I knew Sags were real sex animals, but didn't know it would be that bad that your ex hubby would have to come up with these lame excuses?
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it will wake the baby I hear something...did you lock the door my back hurts, neck hurts, head hurts I just took a shower I just washed the sheets I am not doing it at your parents house ya perv did you brush your teeth? how many of these ya want I was married for 20 years
Geezzz... I knew Sags were real sex animals, but didn't know it would be that bad that your ex hubby would have to come up with these lame excuses?
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TMommy
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Tue 01/05/16 03:00 PM
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my night stand drawer is right next to my desk...looks like the junk drawer from the kitchen...lemme see now there is a calculator..
does it involve balancing my checkbook? 
or a stamp so I could send a letter asking for assistance I suppose  two hair bands, three mechanical pencils with no lead
and a pair of reading glasses ...huh well the answer might be in there somewhere but I ain't diggin thru all that junk to find it...sheesh 
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"Baby I would love to rock your world....however seeing as how I just beat off I am thinking you'll need to wait a few hours".
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my night stand drawer is right next to my desk...looks like the junk drawer from the kitchen...lemme see now there is a calculator.. does it involve balancing my checkbook?
or a stamp so I could send a letter asking for assistance I suppose two hair bands, three mechanical pencils with no lead
and a pair of reading glasses ...huh well the answer might be in there somewhere but I ain't diggin thru all that junk to find it...sheesh
what kind of sex do you have? accounting sex? |
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my night stand drawer is right next to my desk...looks like the junk drawer from the kitchen...lemme see now there is a calculator.. does it involve balancing my checkbook?
or a stamp so I could send a letter asking for assistance I suppose two hair bands, three mechanical pencils with no lead
and a pair of reading glasses ...huh well the answer might be in there somewhere but I ain't diggin thru all that junk to find it...sheesh
what kind of sex do you have? accounting sex? only if it adds up to zero look at these dumb things I found Top 10 Pick-Up Lines of Accountants - © David Letterman 10."You've got a lovely pair of W-2's." 9."Please, baby, let me withhold you." 8."Technically, having sex with me is a charitable gift." 7."In my office, 'I.R.S.' stands for 'I'm really sexy.' " 6."If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next?" 5."You're entitled to a $5,000 tax break on your municipal bond income...now let's do it." 4."Let's fill out a 1040 -- you're a 10, and I'm 40." 3."You're the kind of girl I could take home to mother - which is good, since I still live with her." 2."Lady, you make my pants file for an extension." 1."Nice assets." |
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my night stand drawer is right next to my desk...looks like the junk drawer from the kitchen...lemme see now there is a calculator.. does it involve balancing my checkbook?
or a stamp so I could send a letter asking for assistance I suppose two hair bands, three mechanical pencils with no lead
and a pair of reading glasses ...huh well the answer might be in there somewhere but I ain't diggin thru all that junk to find it...sheesh
what kind of sex do you have? accounting sex? only if it adds up to zero look at these dumb things I found Top 10 Pick-Up Lines of Accountants - © David Letterman 10."You've got a lovely pair of W-2's." 9."Please, baby, let me withhold you." 8."Technically, having sex with me is a charitable gift." 7."In my office, 'I.R.S.' stands for 'I'm really sexy.' " 6."If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next?" 5."You're entitled to a $5,000 tax break on your municipal bond income...now let's do it." 4."Let's fill out a 1040 -- you're a 10, and I'm 40." 3."You're the kind of girl I could take home to mother - which is good, since I still live with her." 2."Lady, you make my pants file for an extension." 1."Nice assets." i do like a nice pair of w2's... |
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One of the reasons I can't see ever marrying again, is that I never want to have to hear any more obvious lies about sex.
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Did not make excuses. Sure did not tell lies or beat around the bush. Just said no. Since it was a partner I was married to (by my choice) was rare that I wanted to say no. But BIG part of that was my partner knew before I even would have to say yes or no if sex was happening.
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yeah lol
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By what I have read on this thread. I have come to the conclusion that women decide if the man gets his rock off or not.
Mmmm that doesn't seem fair. So what say does the men have? Do they have a say? This goes back to the slow cooker guys, start preparing in the morning when she Wakes up. Make an effort to slowly cook it. brew it all day Microwave zaps don't do it. |
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By what I have read on this thread. I have come to the conclusion that women decide if the man gets his rock off or not. Mmmm that doesn't seem fair. So what say does the men have? Do they have a say? This goes back to the slow cooker guys, start preparing in the morning when she Wakes up. Make an effort to slowly cook it. brew it all day Microwave zaps don't do it. Ahhhh the Slow cooker analogy is dead on. If a guy wants to get laid he has to lay the ground work. And generally speaking that is true of a guy wanting to also. If a woman makes coming home miserable he will not make the effort. |
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By what I have read on this thread. I have come to the conclusion that women decide if the man gets his rock off or not. Mmmm that doesn't seem fair. So what say does the men have? Do they have a say? This goes back to the slow cooker guys, start preparing in the morning when she Wakes up. Make an effort to slowly cook it. brew it all day Microwave zaps don't do it. Maybe most don't put in the effort to warm up their lady. When I want it, I get seductive, flirtatious etc. I'm guessing if a man would do the same, women would have far fewer 'headaches'. I think the general complaint is that most just want to get off, and women start to feel used. |
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it will wake the baby I hear something...did you lock the door my back hurts, neck hurts, head hurts I just took a shower I just washed the sheets I am not doing it at your parents house ya perv did you brush your teeth? how many of these ya want I was married for 20 years
Geezzz... I knew Sags were real sex animals, but didn't know it would be that bad that your ex hubby would have to come up with these lame excuses?
Take it as a compliment ... wearing out a Taurus is quite a feat!
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lol@ the women... ask any guy what happens when you tell a woman no on sex... that's probably the last time y'all talk...
How true... We (I) expect you to always be ready!
Normal men usually are, so there isn't a prob. My ex though always had a headache after the first year or so. So I lived with that for almost a decade. But he still talked an awful lot. Maybe I should've gagged him, so his energy would've gone to the other head
There are men out there who seldom want sex ya know. Hear that more and more from women. normal? so i'm abbynormal?...
Oh dear ... now I done it ... First called you a moodkiller now this ... Lemme hug you, Moe! You're a smexy man so I will throw in some kisses too
ohh, baby... thnx, i needed them...
Mmm... me too 
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What are some excuses you have used to avoid sex when you're not in the mood? Mine is: it gives me a headache (insert Pete Pumas voice). There are NO excuses. I say "You run that flag up the pole right now or I am going to the neighbors to salute." |
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some one told me never refuse your man of sex becouse he will get it somewhere else ... not sure how that is working for her now lol
I came back from vacation one yr looking pretty darn hot ... got myself in a situation ... I had to get out of real quick ... and said I had some kind of infection I am taking meds for so not sure I should be having sex right now ... worked... got me right out of that one ... lets see my knee in his crotch let another I did not want to ... elbows work good to ... and loud snoring works ... wait I am giving all my good secrets away here 
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