What are some excuses you have used to avoid sex when you're not in the mood?

Mine is: it gives me a headache (insert Pete Pumas voice).

I don't think I ever made up an excuse. I just told him if I wasn't in the mood that I wasn't in the mood. I don't believe you should have to come up with BS. We all have bad hairdays every now and then. If the other can't respect that, so be it.
Or maybe I'm just a typical Taurus in that sense? Also don't think I ever faked an orgasm for that matter, lol. If it's that boring, I can't be bothered to put the energy into faking either. Get it over with and do not wake me when you're done
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Oh, Crystal Fairy! You get to Texas often?

Nope, I will get there briefly in a month's time, only a stopover from international flight to national flight.
Same thing 4 weeks later, haha. But I will be able to say I have set foot in Texas.

I have heard some doozy's in my time. Me I don't excuses..
If the timing isn't right. It is really easy to say no without hurting him.

"Babe may I take a raincheck"

Amen sister I'm exactly the same.
Say as it is.
Why lie? I just say I'm not in the mood or sorry you don't do it for me at the moment.

it will wake the baby
I hear something...did you lock the door
my back hurts, neck hurts, head hurts
I just took a shower
I just washed the sheets
I am not doing it at your parents house ya perv
did you brush your teeth?


how many of these ya want I was married for 20 years

Not so much an excuse but "well I don't feel like it tonight lover, but if you must, pull my PJs up when you have finished"

Sorry your father was better

I just washed my hair
just painted my nails
my show is coming on in ten minutes...and no that is NOT enough time

lol@ the women... ask any guy what happens when you tell a woman no on sex... that's probably the last time y'all talk...

Your mom will be staying with us a few weeks

Avoid sex yeah will do that when I'm dead lol.

How true... We (I) expect you to always be ready!

I was only rejected twice.
Both times there was a dead body...

I mean his relative passed on.


* That may be a valid excuse *

i need a switch... i think they call it Viagra?

iu learned my lesson after the third time... the way i see it now, might as well go ahead and do the deed, less certain that it will end after that...

Normal men usually are, so there isn't a prob.

My ex though always had a headache after the first year or so. So I lived with that for almost a decade. But he still talked an awful lot. Maybe I should've gagged him, so his energy would've gone to the other head

There are men out there who seldom want sex ya know. Hear that more and more from women.

Geezzz... I knew Sags were real sex animals, but didn't know it would be that bad that your ex hubby would have to come up with these lame excuses?

normal? so i'm abbynormal?...