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Topic: Excuses for not having sex
nancy1996l Joined Wed 09/23/15 Posts: 1040	Wed 01/06/16 01:31 PM
The one I use all the time is "We are not married!" and it works great

markc48 Joined Wed 05/07/08 Posts: 5536	Wed 01/06/16 06:54 PM Edited by markc48 on Wed 01/06/16 06:56 PM
I don't have any. Unless she's to ugly. Then I could make something up.

tulip2633 Joined Tue 07/07/15 Posts: 2415	Wed 01/06/16 07:03 PM
My vagina is not in the mood.

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Wed 01/06/16 07:12 PM
My vagina is not in the mood. Inconceiveable!!!

adivorcedone Joined Wed 08/12/15 Posts: 7591	Thu 01/07/16 04:52 PM
Most times I got the complaint from the ladies, that I treat em like a sex objects. My standard reply...well honey, everytime I mention sex, you sweetheart, object...what you want me to say??

NOBootyHunter Joined Sun 02/14/16 Posts: 2433	Wed 04/06/16 10:59 AM
Again?? We did it 4 times and it's only Noon!

Kathyzee Joined Fri 05/01/15 Posts: 1791	Wed 04/06/16 11:08 AM
I'm savin myself for the honeymoon haha lol..

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Wed 04/06/16 11:10 AM
you're wearing pink with polka dots you know just how I feel about socks caught ya staring at the clock ooops guess I just forgot

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33340	Wed 04/06/16 11:13 AM
Vanity 6's line: I need 7 inches or more Oughta do it for most guys.

NOBootyHunter Joined Sun 02/14/16 Posts: 2433	Wed 04/06/16 11:25 AM
Not tonite, The wife is back on day shift

jibranmoin Joined Mon 11/23/15 Posts: 3	Wed 04/06/16 11:34 AM
hey

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Wed 04/06/16 12:16 PM
Hmmm hmmm nope!! as always, I can't seem to think of a good enough.. reason for not having..sex..

Maxsterx Joined Mon 03/07/16 Posts: 2314	Wed 04/06/16 12:28 PM
I've taught/trained her not to talk with her mouth full.

Kathyzee Joined Fri 05/01/15 Posts: 1791	Wed 04/06/16 12:34 PM
I've taught/trained her not to talk with her mouth full. But yet there she is still managing to speak clear full sentence's n laugh at the same time lol..

Maxsterx Joined Mon 03/07/16 Posts: 2314	Wed 04/06/16 12:37 PM
I've taught/trained her not to talk with her mouth full. But yet there she is still managing to speak clear full sentence's n laugh at the same time lol.. In short, choppy sentences, maybe.

Kathyzee Joined Fri 05/01/15 Posts: 1791	Wed 04/06/16 12:44 PM
I've taught/trained her not to talk with her mouth full. But yet there she is still managing to speak clear full sentence's n laugh at the same time lol.. In short, choppy sentences, maybe. okay now I understand. Takes a brave man to admit he's "short" in that small area. Good for u.

supertramp01 Joined Wed 04/06/16 Posts: 16	Wed 04/06/16 12:54 PM
No excuse. Honestly. I feel you like I've Ben in moods wear I didn't feel like it but I always make my woman happy. And then some. Then sleep is so much better too hahaha

Maxsterx Joined Mon 03/07/16 Posts: 2314	Wed 04/06/16 12:58 PM
I've taught/trained her not to talk with her mouth full. But yet there she is still managing to speak clear full sentence's n laugh at the same time lol.. In short, choppy sentences, maybe. okay now I understand. Takes a brave man to admit he's "short" in that small area. Good for u. No, but I do have to let her breathe occasionally.

adivorcedone Joined Wed 08/12/15 Posts: 7591	Wed 04/06/16 03:57 PM
Men never have a valid reason not to....at least none that I know...

IgorFrankensteen Joined Thu 10/01/09 Posts: 5444	Wed 04/06/16 11:02 PM
By what I have read on this thread. I have come to the conclusion that women decide if the man gets his rock off or not. Mmmm that doesn't seem fair. So what say does the men have? Do they have a say? This goes back to the slow cooker guys, start preparing in the morning when she Wakes up. Make an effort to slowly cook it. brew it all day Microwave zaps don't do it. Maybe most don't put in the effort to warm up their lady. When I want it, I get seductive, flirtatious etc. I'm guessing if a man would do the same, women would have far fewer 'headaches'. I think the general complaint is that most just want to get off, and women start to feel used. This is a common enough complaint, but there's more than one side to it, and more than one sensibility about it as well. From one side, the person being approached for sex, it can be a sense of "he/she didn't put any thought into this at all, and probably doesn't even give a crap that it's me." From the other side though, it can feel as though the story is "he/she finds me so undesirable, I have to connive, cajole, and coax all day, and hope to god I'm still in the mood myself, twelve hours later when he/she finally crosses from complete disinterest into some vague sort of sensuality." Doesn't really seem so much romantic, as it does artificial. I have to jump through a certain number of hoops, and perform in the qualifying rounds, before I can reach the finals, and actually touch the other person. Bleah.