Dear Diary,
Today I experienced the awesome power of Gypsy.

For a someone with only one mouth, she makes enough noise to wake the living dead.

I have been told that I have to get married so that Gypsy can make the chocolate wedding cake.

So, I have picked Kidatheart as my best man ...

After all, if I have to suffer it, then some other poor sod has to too.

Gypsy pronounced herself to be bridesmaid without realising that she HAS to do with the best man, what the best man doesnt normally have a chance to prove!

So, dear Diary, Im betrothed to be shackled to the cellar, by a woman, whose idea of entertainment is a varied selection of power tools and differing ways of using them.

It springs to my mind that most women, when you mention marriage to them, think immediately aisle, altar, hymn.

Then it was discussed about the bridesmaid's attire. The rubber mini-skirted nun's outfits seemed to be more popular with the best man and the groom-to-be, than the rapidly shy and retiring bridesmaid!

Im going to sign off now, dear Diary, as work and the pursuit of untold riches beckons, and all Ill leave you with is a quote from Samuel Coleridge, and he said that
"The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman."


NOW the best man has something to

Dear Diary,
Last night was an abnormally normal night compared to normally abnormal nights that we usually have. Found out they put an Alzheimer resident in the room where there is already an Alzheimer resident. Oh, yeah thats going to work. One resput Alzheimer resident came back for the fifth time so naturally they put her in a different room each time. Gees, isn't having Alzheimer already confusing enough? Just go to your room, hon, it will be alright. Was nice that atleast I could get maintenance to grease the squeaky door that sounds like one in a haunted mansion. Atleast we have convinced them that you don't want to give an Alzheimer resident a doll because they will go crazy trying to keep the silent doll from stop crying. I know somebody must be minding the store but who?

Dear Diary, I've never done this before but, I'm going to today..I'm in a living hell today and really wanna just crawl under a rock and hide. First, My Aunties funeral in Texas that we have to drive to then, Drive all the way back to spend the evening and say Farewell to my brother who is like my Twin..He's being deployed to Iraq. Can't I just hide from sad days yet? I don't usually whine but,..I think I have right to do so today.
xoxoPeaches.

awwwwwwwwwwwww
((((((((((((((Peaches))))))))))))))))

Sorry to hear that Peaches

Hi Purple

hi Kid

bummer on both counts peaches

((((Peaches)))))

I had bad dreams ALL night , wake up , go back to sleep back to bad dream......bleh....I dont care if it hurts, no more meds for me , nooooooope......

I'd rather kiss a wookie......

g-morning purple,

g-morning kid

bummer for u to purple

Hi Fanta, Sheepdog

What's on the agenda for the day?

How are you feeling purple? Painless, I hope

Kid,

I have a headache, but the weather is nice......

How Canada???

I'm ok , bit better then yesterday....

Dear Diary,
Have you ever been on the phone or doing something, and someone calls so you arent able to answer right then.

When you call back shortly when you are free they act mad and refuse to answer?????

Is this childish or spiteful behavior??

It's cool and sunny this morning. Not much frost, so everything outside is nice and dry for a change.
Still a bit sleepy even though I've been up for two hours already.

seems like silly behavior to me.......