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roast marshmallows
If life gives you flowers.... |
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Here's a vase to put them in.
If life drops the puck.... |
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Have a good centre-man....
If life gives you a parent in denial... |
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Don the makeup and be funny.
When life throws you off that bull... |
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accept
if life makes a clown of you... |
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make sure you don't get trampled on
if life puts you in the middle of the highway |
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Look both ways before crossing. If live gives you butterflies |
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The cocoons have opened.
If life snaps your fishing line... |
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Buy stronger line next time If life leaves you a voice mail |
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Ignore it just like all the others you ignore.
If life slams you into the boards..... |
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Wear body pillow
If life puts someone in front of you |
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hope its a guy with a nice behind to look at... If life makes you bite your tongue.... |
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Try really hard not to curse.
When life gives you a 7 foot Saint Bernard.... |
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Have a big keg ready
When life brings you to a mountain |
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Tell life to take a rest, because mountains are heavy...
When life brings you blessings.. |
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look very surprised when life burns your last piece of bread in the toaster |
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I hope you like burnt toast.
When life gives you a broken clock... |
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Use a sundial...
Nice new pic, btw.. When life give you a hermit crab |
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become a hermit crab too 
when life is not taking any notice of you |
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Edited by
Pansytilly
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Mon 02/23/15 02:45 AM
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Haha... Be a hermit, but never a crab !
When life makes for smooth sailing |
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