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| Topic: If life gives you..... | |
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Sic your dog on it.
When life gives you a two lane highway that doesn't have passing zones.... |
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You drive beside SD.. and just "pass gas"...
 
When life gives you a puzzle..? |
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Put the pieces in place.
When life spends your last dollar on something frivolous.... |
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...eat it.
When life throws you in a lake... |
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Swim to shore.
When life sings off key... |
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...try not to laugh your *** off.
When life offers you a new path... |
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Follow it.
When life keys your car... |
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rant and rant some more, then feel better when life gets you fired |
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...just don't go postal...
If life releases gas... |
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Walk away and point at the other guy....
If life gets monotonous....... |
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book a holiday is life makes you happy |
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...enjoy the moment
If life drives on by... |
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get a faster car and catch up if life makes you wonder |
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...that's a good thing
If life lifts you up... |
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enjoy the view from up there if life gives you a never ending headache |
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...ask someone to punch you in the stomach...
If life calls you in on your day off... |
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...mumble and grumble your way down the road them smile when u walk in the door
If life keeps calling you phone... |
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...put it on silent.
If life sends you junk mail... |
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I'll be recycling them all...
If life gives toothache. .. |
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throw that sh*% away
If life really lets you have a good day... |
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