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Topic: Who has some good jokes?
Brewing4milfs Joined Sat 06/07/14 Posts: 2	Tue 07/15/14 02:14 AM
A man walks into the tattoo shop and asks the artist if he can tattoo a $100 bill on his dick. The artists agrees to do so since the man is willing to pay handsomely. During the commission of the tattoo the artists asks the man " why the hell do you wanna put a $100 bill on your dick for"? The man replies " Well (pausing and stutters a bit) well I'm not at liberty to say at the moment but I have my reasons" So the artist a bit disappointed nevertheless continues on. At the finish of the tattoo the artists again asks the man for a 2nd time and lets him know that he wont charge him if he witll tell him why. So the man says " All right all right I'm doing it for 3 reasons 1 I like to play with my money 2 I like to watch my money grow and last but not least 3 When my wife wants to blow a $100 she can do it without leaving the house

ladyjake Joined Wed 03/19/14 Posts: 20	Fri 07/18/14 05:38 PM
HOW DO YAH TELL A BLIND MAN IN A NUDIST CAMP?

ladyjake Joined Wed 03/19/14 Posts: 20	Fri 07/18/14 05:38 PM
ITS NOT HARD

Razisayyed Joined Sun 03/24/13 Posts: 6	Sun 07/20/14 01:15 AM
hahaah good one

Razisayyed Joined Sun 03/24/13 Posts: 6	Sun 07/20/14 01:19 AM
keep ur mouth n cameraa oon while sleeping ul wont ever laugh on odrs jok hahahahahah if u hav gutss then laugh at ur self itss challeng

Gregory855 Joined Tue 07/22/14 Posts: 11	Tue 07/22/14 08:05 PM
what has a cat walking on the beach and christmas have in common ? ..... sandy claws

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petemcl Joined Sat 09/28/13 Posts: 662	Fri 07/25/14 02:22 PM
they say if you love her let her go, but not when your dangling her off a bridge never raise your hand to your wife, it leaves your midsection unguarded

TBRich Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 8232	Fri 07/25/14 06:00 PM
Due to a coal shortage, Santa will be giving all the bad boys and girls Allas Cowboy shirts; why Allas? They have no D

msharmony Joined Mon 08/31/09 Posts: 61041	Fri 07/25/14 09:18 PM Edited by msharmony on Fri 07/25/14 09:31 PM
funniest knock knock joke ever,, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ten3ebdkUsM

bleach0090 Joined Thu 07/24/14 Posts: 11	Sat 07/26/14 02:59 PM
boy: can you show me your P Girl: ok here see boy: i think you have to put some water in there Girl: why Boy: coz after so much use ur P is like a Dehydrated shoe flower Girl: ur f Mental bro

bleach0090 Joined Thu 07/24/14 Posts: 11	Sat 07/26/14 03:01 PM
A man and a woman started to have s in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

bleach0090 Joined Thu 07/24/14 Posts: 11	Sat 07/26/14 03:10 PM
Why did Tigger look in the toilet? Because he was looking for Pooh :p

petemcl Joined Sat 09/28/13 Posts: 662	Sat 07/26/14 04:32 PM
i know someone exactly like that, lol

Queenbee Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1746	Sun 07/27/14 09:31 AM
What did the #0 say to the #8??? Nice belt.

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Sun 07/27/14 09:55 AM Edited by funkyfranky on Sun 07/27/14 09:56 AM
Have you heard about the new drug doctor's are prescribing to depressed lesbians. It's called trydicagain

petemcl Joined Sat 09/28/13 Posts: 662	Sun 07/27/14 02:58 PM
Have you heard about the new drug doctor's are prescribing to depressed lesbians. It's called trydicagain lol,

isaac_dede Joined Sat 11/24/07 Posts: 10632	Wed 07/30/14 02:30 AM
Have you heard about the new drug doctor's are prescribing to depressed lesbians. It's called trydicagain I've heard some lesbian's say that it is hard to swallow!

Gratez Joined Wed 07/30/14 Posts: 1	Wed 07/30/14 07:53 PM
What's the difference between love and lust? A spit and a swallow :P Btw gargling is just showing off