A man walks into the tattoo shop and asks the artist if he can tattoo a $100 bill on his dick. The artists agrees to do so since the man is willing to pay handsomely. During the commission of the tattoo the artists asks the man " why the hell do you wanna put a $100 bill on your dick for"? The man replies " Well (pausing and stutters a bit) well I'm not at liberty to say at the moment but I have my reasons" So the artist a bit disappointed nevertheless continues on. At the finish of the tattoo the artists again asks the man for a 2nd time and lets him know that he wont charge him if he witll tell him why. So the man says " All right all right I'm doing it for 3 reasons
1 I like to play with my money
2 I like to watch my money grow
and last but not least
3 When my wife wants to blow a $100 she can do it without leaving the house

Can anyone out there turn my fantasy into a reality?