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I often wonder if the receptionist at the sperm bank uses the phrase 'thanks for coming' soooo funny (Thanks Franky) |
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Whats the only good thing about alzheimers disease? on easter you can hide your own eggs Another good thing about Alzheimers is that you get to meet new people every day! |
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Boss:
The virus means business. It wants us to send online secure payment to leave our system. I chose a wrong mentor - what about you? The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny. Interpretation:It is true when your boss shares something witty, you must laugh otherwise he might feel insulted and your promotion can be stopped. So whether they are funny or not, everyone laughs at them. Employee : Boss, you called me? Boss : Yes, go to home and make love with your wife. Employee : (After an hour) ,done sir Boss : Do it again. Employee : Done again, sir. Boss : Do it once more Employee : Now I don't have stamina for it, sir. Boss : Very good,here are my car keys, drop my daughter at home. Explanation:What a smart and proactive boss. He is so doubtful about his employee or daughter that he makes his worker to tried before sending his daughter with him. But anyhow it was a funny experience. Isn't it? |
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Dad – Dear, I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son – no way.. Dad - She is the daughter of world's richest man. Son – then its done. Then his dad goes to that richest man.. Dad - I want your daughter to marry my son. Rich man – nope Dad: He is the COO of world bank. Rich man – then its done. Then Dad again goes to president of bank. He asked – appoint my son the COO of the world bank. Him – Never Dad: – He is the son in law of World's richest man. Him – then its fine. THIS IS Smartness...!! |
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Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was." The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher. |
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It is obvious that for some people a good joke is necessarily about sex. As far as I am concerned, it does not make me laugh, especially on a dating site where some people are looking for their soulmates. Sex jokes should be kept private.
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you have been here for a day.give it a week youll get why were all sitting around telling jokes...lol...jk....welcome aboard. |
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25% of people believe in the supernatural. this figure goes up to 100% if you ask dead people
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there has been a revolution in agriculture said the tomato
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Hi .. HAHA
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So this Chinese fellow walks into a bar with a huge colorful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow", says the bartender, "where did you get that from?" "From China", answered the parrot, "they’ve got tons of them there!" BAAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAA!!!!!! |
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PhD graduate and an ordinary man went on a camping trip, set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, the ordinary man woke up his PhD friend: "Look up at the sky and tell me what you see?" The PhD man replies: "I see millions of stars.” The ordinary man asks: "What does that tell you?" The PhD guy ponders for a minute: "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Satan is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" The ordinary man is silent for a moment, and then speaks: "Practically . . . . . . . . it tells me that ... THE TENT HAS BEEN STOLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" . Be educated in the right way and not go beyond the boundaries! Enjoy it.......... AWESOME!!!!!!!!! |
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It is obvious that for some people a good joke is necessarily about sex. As far as I am concerned, it does not make me laugh, especially on a dating site where some people are looking for their soulmates. Sex jokes should be kept private. Oh I can see you'd be great fun on a night out. Like you say, it's a dating site, so expect it |
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a man and a women are in bed together and the woman says "do you want to 69?" the man says "what about a 68?" she replies "what is a 68?" he says "you do me and i'll owe you one"
a bit blue but funny |
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Where does a bee keep his stinger at night?
 In his honey.......
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i had a lot of spots as a teenager; my favorite one was behind the bike sheds
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Edited by
coolrohit430
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Fri 05/09/14 11:57 AM
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Is it true that the Cannibals aren't eating Clowns cus they taste funny? A cannibal tried eating a clown once but he burst out of laughter. |
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It is obvious that for some people a good joke is necessarily about sex. As far as I am concerned, it does not make me laugh, especially on a dating site where some people are looking for their soulmates. Sex jokes should be kept private. Why so serious?? |
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It is obvious that for some people a good joke is necessarily about sex. As far as I am concerned, it does not make me laugh, especially on a dating site where some people are looking for their soulmates. Sex jokes should be kept private. Why so serious?? |
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if someone posts "why so serious?". don't be bothered; they are just a joker, lol. get it? no? aww no wonder i'm so alone.
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