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| Topic: things that shouldn't be said when trying to hook up... | |
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you kiss better thin my brother ,, herd that alot in kentucky. uh-oh... RCB is going into attack mode... 
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all my exes live in texas to all my ex's love both sexes |
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all my exes live in texas to . I'm beginning to think everybody lives in Texas..lol |
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What's your name again
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i hope you have change for a twenty...
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Damn, you have really small hands!...
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Damn.. you have really big feet...
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damn i just broke my crack pipe. can i use yours
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Damn.. you have really big feet...
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lets celebrate, i just got my promotion & raise......
$9.25 an hour & i'm finally off that damn weed-eater....i'm on the blower crew from now on.......thats easy money......yee--hawwww..... what'll it be....McDonalds or Taco Bell ??? |
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Just make sure wherever we go they will allow me to bring my oxygen tank with me
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Just make sure wherever we go they will allow me to bring my oxygen tank with me
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That was really hot last night! Oh! It wasn't you?
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I just have to stop by my parole officer to check in.
Wait in the car, I won't be long! |
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oops, sorry, that's never happened before...
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I left my wallet at home. Just pay the waiter and I'll pay you back later.
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I thought you were skinnier!
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I didn't realize you're pregnant! You're not? Shiiit!
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You probably don't remember, but i used to babysit you!
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What's your name again...? Oh...
.. I always get the c's and d's mixed up.. |
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