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Hey baby, here's a quarter, go call your mom and tell her your not coming home tonight!
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Have you ever had dinner in a swamp..?
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I love you. (Drumroll pls.)
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I love you. (Drumroll pls.) ugh... thats the worst yet...  
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Last book I read? Do self-help books count?
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Ty ty ty...
and Im not even trying hard!
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Lets go visit your mom!
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.ohh.. what's that smell.. I think something just crawled up in side me and died... can't you smell that..
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(Omg..I'd be headed for the door!)
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...Did you want to go to McDonald's or Burger King..?
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...Did you want to go to McDonald's or Burger King..? Taco Bell is more predictable... 
 
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Excuse me..., I know that you don't know me.., but I was wondering...
..Could I scratch your inner thigh, with my tongue..?"....  
Hi, Leigh..!
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Edited by
cococabeza
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Thu 04/10/14 06:45 AM
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I cant get a babysitter for my 3 kids..want to stay here instead of going out? (Screaming children in background)
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..I only have a day pass, so we have to make this quick..
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So here we are, just the 2 of us, 3 if you count God
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my herpes isn't flaring up right now, is it?...you see anything on my lip?
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Edited by
Maria195
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Thu 04/10/14 01:28 PM
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Sometimes they can't even get the umbrella open before starts raining
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Then all what you heard is "I'm sorry"  j/k
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Whaaat??
Lots of mumbling to self...or imaginary person beside them. Loll!! |
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.. okay when we get back to my place.. you have to be really quiet.. I don't want my mom and dad to wake up...lol
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.. okay when we get back to my place..
. hope you don't mind! but I share the bed with my dad!...
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