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Don't mention this to your dad
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..Do you want to move in right away.., or wait until later, like next week..?
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Momma says I'm the best French kisser she's ever had.
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They call me Baby Bear. I like to suck on my Paw.
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.. yeah I can't understand a word you are saying.. could you take the marbles out of your mouth please..
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I'm a 50 year old virgin
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I'm engaged to be married. I've been engaged for 9 years now.
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Edited by
mightymoe
on
Fri 04/11/14 10:41 AM
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I'm engaged to be married. I've been engaged for 9 years now. weird... thats a recent one for me...lol |
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can you rub my feet under the table before dinner comes?
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can i give you a ride home on my bike
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Well...I think I might go back with my ex...
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all my exes live in texas to
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all my exes live in texas to Lol so are mine Nascar 
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all my exes live in texas to Lol so are mine Nascar
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all my exes live in texas to Lol so are mine Nascar
Just kidding here! Texas Is a nice State but i have no ex there
Don't tell your brother we did "the wild thing" the other night 
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Come and meet my mother, she's also my sister
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Come and meet my mother, she's also my sister people in Arkansas hear that one a lot... |
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you kiss better thin my brother ,,
herd that alot in kentucky. |
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you kiss better thin my brother ,, herd that alot in kentucky. uh-oh... RCB is going into attack mode...
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Yes I know it's only dinner, but if you don't sign this prenup you ain't getting any
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