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this zit on my azz just won't go away...
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this zit on my azz just won't go away... 
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do you work for the railroad ? ..some friends of mine were telling me how good you were at pullin' trains all across town....
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So what shall we do on valentines day
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i think we can find a nice wedding ring at a pawn shop cheaper...
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I just bought a new video game and I can't wait to get home and try it!
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My herpes went down
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Be quiet we might wake gramps...then he'll wanna watch
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If I pass out.., just knock on my twin brother's bedroom door..
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are you allergic to penicillin?
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Can I bring my wheelchair in case I get tired??
 
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Sorry I'm late, I had an appointment with my Psychiatrist
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Can we just go to a restaurant instead of a bar? I can't mix alcohol with the anti-psychotic drugs the doctor prescribed for me.
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Can my wife come? She's my DD
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I'm so stoned
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Girl ur so hot. When I saw u from behind I knew u were gonna be as good in bed as ur mother.
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- - - (Saying nothing at all...will get you nowhere at all)... |
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So what shall we do on valentines day |
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are you really going to eat all that?!!
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I've got another date in a half hour. Can we speed this along ?
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