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I'm getting old and I guess I shouldn't let my knowledge die with me, so I will give a flirting lesson. For Men Women become uncomfortable if you look them directly in the eye, so don't do that! Look them directly in the boobs. Move in closer as you talk to them but never let your eyes stray from their boobs. The way to tell if your flirting is working is whether the woman leans back! As you move you head closer to her boobs, if she leans back, it will push her boobs closer to your face (to maintain balance) and let you know she is interested. Licking your lips helps because women do not like men with dry lips. Lesson number two for Men! (More advanced techniques) Scientists have learned that many animals, including humans, attract the opposite sex by the use of powerful sex hormones called pheromones. These chemicals are needed in only the tiniest amounts to signal the opposite sex's brain to accept you as a mate! So the first rule is to not bathe. Bathing removes the pheromones that attract women naturally and control their minds chemically. This is why the French get laid! However, the modern man can enhance his pheromones by using other techniques such as strutting (popular with the Spanish) and methods to get the pheromones to the woman in stronger doses. One method is the "scratch and sniff". As you approach the woman and catch her notice, reach down and adjust your package. Even better is to scratch it a little (in a casual way of course) which will adhere extra pheromones to your fingers and under your fingernails. Then as you get near the lady you can casually reach up and touch her cheek (like they do in those crappy chick flicks) to move the odor in her direction. For extra effect you can use one or more arms with your thumbs hooked into your armpits in a slow flapping motion. This action will fan odor in her direction, help maintain her attention, and show her that you are interested at the same time. While all this is happening be sure to raise one eyebrow, open your mouth and wink. This action is somewhat like setting the hook while fishing. And finally, there are the SUPER ADVANCED FLIRTING TIPS for men only (don't let women know you are controlling their minds) Using hygiene to get women. Women are animals and responds to the same tricks used by animals in the wild. Elk, bulls, boars, and other creatures announce their masculinity by snorting loudly, pawing the ground, and other attention getting devices. Men can do the same thing modified by their superior intelligence! In addition to the other techniques above add a loud snort to your approach! Somewhat like you have nasal congestion that you need to clear. You also want the woman to know you have clean habits (they like that) so wipe your nose a couple of times using the full length of your index finger and back of your hand. Always look at your hand briefly to see if anything is there, then wipe it on the side of your pants to show how you dispose of things properly! They will be impressed! Nothing gets women like a deep resonant voice. You need to make sure your nose is clean so you don't sound nasal (having a nasal voice will mark you as a nerd). On close approach, if you feel the need, did deeply into your nose to remove boogers. If you get one, look at it very closely for a moment to exhibit scientific curiosity (women want to breed for smart children) and make some intelligent observation like (I do believe that is a fruit fly!). Place the booger on the side of your pants in it's proper place. Do not eat the booger in front of the lady. Eating without offering is impolite. Women are used to having men fight for them. If all the techniques listed above work well, her mind will revert to breeding mode where she will send the herd away leaving only you for her attentions! If she make some kind of loud announcement like "Bug off loser!", you can be assured that it was meant for everyone else but you, and now she is yours! |
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I'm getting old and I guess I shouldn't let my knowledge die with me, so I will give a flirting lesson. For Men Women become uncomfortable if you look them directly in the eye, so don't do that! Look them directly in the boobs. Move in closer as you talk to them but never let your eyes stray from their boobs. The way to tell if your flirting is working is whether the woman leans back! As you move you head closer to her boobs, if she leans back, it will push her boobs closer to your face (to maintain balance) and let you know she is interested. Licking your lips helps because women do not like men with dry lips. Lesson number two for Men! (More advanced techniques) Scientists have learned that many animals, including humans, attract the opposite sex by the use of powerful sex hormones called pheromones. These chemicals are needed in only the tiniest amounts to signal the opposite sex's brain to accept you as a mate! So the first rule is to not bath. Bathing removes the pheromones that attract women naturally and control their minds chemically. This is why the French get laid! However, the modern man can enhance his pheromones by using other techniques such as strutting (popular with the Spanish) and methods to get the pheromones to the woman in stronger doses. One method is the "scratch and sniff". As you approach the woman and catch her notice, reach down and adjust your package. Even better is to scratch it a little (in a casual way of course) which will adhere extra pheromones to your fingers and under your fingernails. Then as you get near the lady you can casually reach up and touch her cheek (like they do in those crappy chick flicks) to move the odor in her direction. For extra effect you can use one or more arms with your thumbs hooked into your armpits in a slow flapping motion. This action will fan odor in her direction, help maintain her attention, and show her that you are interested at the same time. While all this is happening be sure to raise one eyebrow, open your mouth and wink. This action is somewhat like setting the hook while fishing. And this has worked well for you? Really??? 
Have you even tried hooking your thumbs in your armpits and flapping? I think you have to be ambidextrous to do so, plus add walking in the mix... 
So, you've tried it Hippy?
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I'm getting old and I guess I shouldn't let my knowledge die with me, so I will give a flirting lesson. For Men Women become uncomfortable if you look them directly in the eye, so don't do that! Look them directly in the boobs. Move in closer as you talk to them but never let your eyes stray from their boobs. The way to tell if your flirting is working is whether the woman leans back! As you move you head closer to her boobs, if she leans back, it will push her boobs closer to your face (to maintain balance) and let you know she is interested. Licking your lips helps because women do not like men with dry lips. Lesson number two for Men! (More advanced techniques) Scientists have learned that many animals, including humans, attract the opposite sex by the use of powerful sex hormones called pheromones. These chemicals are needed in only the tiniest amounts to signal the opposite sex's brain to accept you as a mate! So the first rule is to not bathe. Bathing removes the pheromones that attract women naturally and control their minds chemically. This is why the French get laid! However, the modern man can enhance his pheromones by using other techniques such as strutting (popular with the Spanish) and methods to get the pheromones to the woman in stronger doses. One method is the "scratch and sniff". As you approach the woman and catch her notice, reach down and adjust your package. Even better is to scratch it a little (in a casual way of course) which will adhere extra pheromones to your fingers and under your fingernails. Then as you get near the lady you can casually reach up and touch her cheek (like they do in those crappy chick flicks) to move the odor in her direction. For extra effect you can use one or more arms with your thumbs hooked into your armpits in a slow flapping motion. This action will fan odor in her direction, help maintain her attention, and show her that you are interested at the same time. While all this is happening be sure to raise one eyebrow, open your mouth and wink. This action is somewhat like setting the hook while fishing. And finally, there are the SUPER ADVANCED FLIRTING TIPS for men only (don't let women know you are controlling their minds) Using hygiene to get women. Women are animals and responds to the same tricks used by animals in the wild. Elk, bulls, boars, and other creatures announce their masculinity by snorting loudly, pawing the ground, and other attention getting devices. Men can do the same thing modified by their superior intelligence! In addition to the other techniques above add a loud snort to your approach! Somewhat like you have nasal congestion that you need to clear. You also want the woman to know you have clean habits (they like that) so wipe your nose a couple of times using the full length of your index finger and back of your hand. Always look at your hand briefly to see if anything is there, then wipe it on the side of your pants to show how you dispose of things properly! They will be impressed! Nothing gets women like a deep resonant voice. You need to make sure your nose is clean so you don't sound nasal (having a nasal voice will mark you as a nerd). On close approach, if you feel the need, did deeply into your nose to remove boogers. If you get one, look at it very closely for a moment to exhibit scientific curiosity (women want to breed for smart children) and make some intelligent observation like (I do believe that is a fruit fly!). Place the booger on the side of your pants in it's proper place. Do not eat the booger in front of the lady. Eating without offering is impolite. Women are used to having men fight for them. If all the techniques listed above work well, her mind will revert to breeding mode where she will send the herd away leaving only you for her attentions! If she make some kind of loud announcement like "Bug off loser!", you can be assured that it was meant for everyone else but you, and now she is yours!  This advice from a man that lives alone????
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I'm getting old and I guess I shouldn't let my knowledge die with me, so I will give a flirting lesson. For Men Women become uncomfortable if you look them directly in the eye, so don't do that! Look them directly in the boobs. Move in closer as you talk to them but never let your eyes stray from their boobs. The way to tell if your flirting is working is whether the woman leans back! As you move you head closer to her boobs, if she leans back, it will push her boobs closer to your face (to maintain balance) and let you know she is interested. Licking your lips helps because women do not like men with dry lips. Lesson number two for Men! (More advanced techniques) Scientists have learned that many animals, including humans, attract the opposite sex by the use of powerful sex hormones called pheromones. These chemicals are needed in only the tiniest amounts to signal the opposite sex's brain to accept you as a mate! So the first rule is to not bathe. Bathing removes the pheromones that attract women naturally and control their minds chemically. This is why the French get laid! However, the modern man can enhance his pheromones by using other techniques such as strutting (popular with the Spanish) and methods to get the pheromones to the woman in stronger doses. One method is the "scratch and sniff". As you approach the woman and catch her notice, reach down and adjust your package. Even better is to scratch it a little (in a casual way of course) which will adhere extra pheromones to your fingers and under your fingernails. Then as you get near the lady you can casually reach up and touch her cheek (like they do in those crappy chick flicks) to move the odor in her direction. For extra effect you can use one or more arms with your thumbs hooked into your armpits in a slow flapping motion. This action will fan odor in her direction, help maintain her attention, and show her that you are interested at the same time. While all this is happening be sure to raise one eyebrow, open your mouth and wink. This action is somewhat like setting the hook while fishing. And finally, there are the SUPER ADVANCED FLIRTING TIPS for men only (don't let women know you are controlling their minds) Using hygiene to get women. Women are animals and responds to the same tricks used by animals in the wild. Elk, bulls, boars, and other creatures announce their masculinity by snorting loudly, pawing the ground, and other attention getting devices. Men can do the same thing modified by their superior intelligence! In addition to the other techniques above add a loud snort to your approach! Somewhat like you have nasal congestion that you need to clear. You also want the woman to know you have clean habits (they like that) so wipe your nose a couple of times using the full length of your index finger and back of your hand. Always look at your hand briefly to see if anything is there, then wipe it on the side of your pants to show how you dispose of things properly! They will be impressed! Nothing gets women like a deep resonant voice. You need to make sure your nose is clean so you don't sound nasal (having a nasal voice will mark you as a nerd). On close approach, if you feel the need, did deeply into your nose to remove boogers. If you get one, look at it very closely for a moment to exhibit scientific curiosity (women want to breed for smart children) and make some intelligent observation like (I do believe that is a fruit fly!). Place the booger on the side of your pants in it's proper place. Do not eat the booger in front of the lady. Eating without offering is impolite. Women are used to having men fight for them. If all the techniques listed above work well, her mind will revert to breeding mode where she will send the herd away leaving only you for her attentions! If she make some kind of loud announcement like "Bug off loser!", you can be assured that it was meant for everyone else but you, and now she is yours! This advice from a man that lives alone????
I acquire new knowledge constantly! |
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I acquire new knowledge constantly!
And I can see that it works for you!
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I acquire new knowledge constantly! And I can see that it works for you!
I am just biding my time. |
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I acquire new knowledge constantly! And I can see that it works for you!
I am just biding my time. Practicing? |
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I acquire new knowledge constantly! And I can see that it works for you!
I am just biding my time. Practicing? No, planning my moves! 
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I acquire new knowledge constantly! And I can see that it works for you!
I am just biding my time. Practicing? No, planning my moves!
Good luck with that!! 
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I acquire new knowledge constantly! And I can see that it works for you!
I am just biding my time. Practicing? No, planning my moves!
Good luck with that!!
Maybe the folks should practice their moves on this thread?
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I acquire new knowledge constantly! And I can see that it works for you!
I am just biding my time. Practicing? No, planning my moves!
Good luck with that!!
Maybe the folks should practice their moves on this thread?
I'll be sure to keep a look out for booger picking men from now on!
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I acquire new knowledge constantly! And I can see that it works for you!
I am just biding my time. Practicing? No, planning my moves!
Good luck with that!!
Maybe the folks should practice their moves on this thread?
I'll be sure to keep a look out for booger picking men from now on!
With that pic on your profile of you "going for the gold" I'm surprised you haven't been swamped! |
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I acquire new knowledge constantly! And I can see that it works for you!
I am just biding my time. Practicing? No, planning my moves!
Good luck with that!!
Maybe the folks should practice their moves on this thread?
I'll be sure to keep a look out for booger picking men from now on!
With that pic on your profile of you "going for the gold" I'm surprised you haven't been swamped! my 'gold' can't be bested 
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So.....when are the lambada lessons?
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For extra effect you can use one or more arms with your thumbs hooked into your armpits in a slow flapping motion. This action will fan odor in her direction, help maintain her attention, and show her that you are interested at the same time. While all this is happening be sure to raise one eyebrow, open your mouth and wink. This action is somewhat like setting the hook while fishing. And this has worked well for you? Really???
Have you even tried hooking your thumbs in your armpits and flapping? I think you have to be ambidextrous to do so, plus add walking in the mix...
So, you've tried it Hippy?
Hey, it's more difficult than it sounds! 
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I'll be sure to keep a look out for booger picking men from now on!
Yeah, me too! And BTW - have you seen my running shoes??? |
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I believe I miss the signals sometimes and confuse when a man is flirting with me for polite conversation....
Now when I flirt.....  
I don't think there's any mistaking it |
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So.....when are the lambada lessons? I can do a mean Samba. John Pennington of the Pennington Dance Company http://www.penningtondancegroup.org/ was my HS freshman, musical theater dance partner. We could Samba like nobody's business! It was a blast but rather "scandalous" for HS. Go figure! course...it's been so long since I danced that now I can hardly walk and chew gum at the same time, but still...my touch with grace and fame. |
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I believe I miss the signals... If only my inopportune drooling and embarrassment equated to a signal that mattered! |
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For extra effect you can use one or more arms with your thumbs hooked into your armpits in a slow flapping motion. This action will fan odor in her direction, help maintain her attention, and show her that you are interested at the same time. While all this is happening be sure to raise one eyebrow, open your mouth and wink. This action is somewhat like setting the hook while fishing. And this has worked well for you? Really???
Have you even tried hooking your thumbs in your armpits and flapping? I think you have to be ambidextrous to do so, plus add walking in the mix...
So, you've tried it Hippy?
Hey, it's more difficult than it sounds!
See! That is why I haven't proceeded to the Super Advanced Flirting Techniques! You haven't mastered the basics yet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UV3kRV46Zs |
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