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Edited by
mscherbear
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Buenos Dias madamoiselles.....My name is El Rico Suave'...I am here to flirt.... now drop them pants....the meter is running. Oh, now THAT whets my, err, appetite... 
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Buenos Dias madamoiselles.....My name is El Rico Suave'...I am here to flirt.... now drop them pants....the meter is running. Oh, now whets my, err, appetite...
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Seems like a lot of laughing and not enough pants dropping.
You gals need to learn proper flirting etiquitte... I flirt...you rip off your clothes and throw your self on your back screaming "DO ME NOW KRUPA!!!" ...I didn't make the rules.... hehehehehe |
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Ladies, ladies ladies...shaking my head. All you gotta do to get a guy's attention is wear a string bikini and wink as you walk by. Ohhh hell if I wore a string bikini....they would be running the other direction...  
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Ladies, ladies ladies...shaking my head. All you gotta do to get a guy's attention is wear a string bikini and wink as you walk by. Hippie, you know as well as I do that some women should never wear a bikini (or spandex). Doing so might make men run away. Humm huhh to that one .....just what I said lol
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What happened to Protocol????
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What happened to Protocol???? Prozac............ 
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I getting old and I guess I shouldn't let my knowledge die with me, so I will give a flirting lesson.
For Men Women become uncomfortable if you look them directly in the eye, so don't do that! Look them directly in the boobs. Move in closer as you talk to them but never let your eyes stray from their boobs. The way to tell if your flirting is working is whether the woman leans back! As you move you head closer to her boobs, if she leans back, it will push her boobs closer to your face (to maintain balance) and let you know she is interested. Licking your lips helps because women do not like men with dry lips. |
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I getting old and I guess I shouldn't let my knowledge die with me, so I will give a flirting lesson. For Men Women become uncomfortable if you look them directly in the eye, so don't do that! Look them directly in the boobs. Move in closer as you talk to them but never let your eyes stray from their boobs. The way to tell if your flirting is working is whether the woman leans back! As you move you head closer to her boobs, if she leans back, it will push her boobs closer to your face (to maintain balance) and let you know she is interested. Licking your lips helps because women do not like men with dry lips. 
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Is this where they're holding auditions for Glee?
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Ladies, ladies ladies...shaking my head. All you gotta do to get a guy's attention is wear a string bikini and wink as you walk by. Hippie, you know as well as I do that some women should never wear a bikini (or spandex). Doing so might make men run away. That's what I was going to say--I want them to run TOWARD me, not AWAY from me!
mscherbear, you don't need to wear a bikini or spandex, because you already have my attention. 
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Is this where they're holding auditions for Glee?
*puts cheerleader outfit on*
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Is this where they're holding auditions for Glee?
*puts cheerleader outfit on*
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Ladies, ladies ladies...shaking my head. All you gotta do to get a guy's attention is wear a string bikini and wink as you walk by. Hippie, you know as well as I do that some women should never wear a bikini (or spandex). Doing so might make men run away. That's what I was going to say--I want them to run TOWARD me, not AWAY from me!
mscherbear, you don't need to wear a bikini or spandex, because you already have my attention.
^^^^Are we taking notes, ladies? Flirting... 
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Ladies, ladies ladies...shaking my head. All you gotta do to get a guy's attention is wear a string bikini and wink as you walk by. Hippie, you know as well as I do that some women should never wear a bikini (or spandex). Doing so might make men run away. That's what I was going to say--I want them to run TOWARD me, not AWAY from me!
mscherbear, you don't need to wear a bikini or spandex, because you already have my attention.
^^^^Are we taking notes, ladies? Flirting...
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Mmmmmmmmscherbear, I haven't seen you in a long time. You look better than you ever have...Beautiful
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Ooh, the pros are pulling out all the stops tonight! 
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Ooh, the pros are pulling out all the stops tonight!
If you think that what you read here is good, then you should try me in private messaging/e-mail.
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Edited by
Ladywind7
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Fri 05/25/12 10:12 PM
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Far canal Metalwing that me made laugh for a good 5 minutes, reminds me of my creepy uncle. That is so what some men are like... Gross.
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Ooh, the pros are pulling out all the stops tonight!
Well all I know is you look good in yellow. It brings out your beautiful eyes...... 
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