When i see someone describing themselves as a princess... this is what i think... Princesses want to live in castles, which are expensive to buy, to heat, lots of security expenses, drawbridge maintenance, drafty, someone is always wanting to set seige to the place.... ect. ect. lol

I never really understood the wanting to be a Princess beyond the age of 12. I mean, their lives end the day they get married.

My Castle is HOT.....PINK!!

Oh man, you are the perfect
bestie for a princess.

Kate Middleton... and her sister... both are HAWT! and i can never leave out paris hilton...

thats one view

another is that princesses come from a king and queen, they are treated with a certain dignity and respect and when they arent there is hell to pay with the king and queen



..sounds good to me,,,lol

Ehhhhhhhhhhh............

I'm just too old to be climbin their hair to the....

Tower!!!!

I'll Pass!!!

Instead, they keep trying to climb My hair to get to my tower....

Apparently, congress is working on an amendment to the constitution to ensure democratic and equal access venues be opened to "princess" stature for any blonde and pretty young woman, regardless of age, skin colour, or sex. Princess wannabies can now come from all walks of society. Now the poor, the stuttering, the farting, the invisible, and the ten-feet tall will all be able to become princesses. No more weight restrictions; or species, either. Your ***** can be a princess, and if your son wants to be one, legally you can't stop him as his guardian.

These young women of today... I don't know. Can't they realize in your case that they are there when they get halfway up?

Halt!! Whoa... who goesth there... friend or foe?

(answer) Heck if I know. I am looking for the princess. Is she in?

Whoa!! What's the password? Make sure it's at least eight characters long and contains both upper case and lower case letters, at least one number, and at least one special character, but not the space bar or any of ?*)&+.

(Answer) (after some murmuring) I got 42.

Hork!! 42 whats?

(Answer) I dunno. the answer is 42.

Hark!! Is that your final answer?

(Answer) it is my final answer.

By hook and by khook!! In you go.

(Answer) thanks, good buddy. And take something for that cold, already... it sounds terrible. I'll ask the princess to make some chicken soup for you... nothing cures a cold like that good ole' home-cooked Jewish penicillin.

So scratch "princessesessess" of your list and move on to chicks who are happy living in a hovel or yurt or a mud hut.

There ya go. A yurt would be interesting, I think.

I've never understood the men who say they want to treat a woman like a queen. Meaning they're never going to turn their back on me? And expect me to be dressed up all the time? What could be more boring?

Anyone wanting to treat someone like a princess/queen should have very deep pockets....if they don't it's just another case of false advertising IMO

There's nothing wrong with a little romantic role play every now and then.

LOL.

Men who say they'd treat their lady like a princess actually put me off (I know guys, you can't win LOL).

I'm a very independent person and the type that can't be bought with gifts. I want to be treated as a person, not some bimbo princess.

To me, these men come over as either overbearing, desperate or both. Most seem to want someone who dresses beautifully all the time, has her hair and make-up done to perfection at all times and is what I term a wet lettuce, simpering on the arm of her man.

I can dress beautifully when the need arises but prefer jeans and trainers (sneakers?), my hair tied back in a ponytail and no make-up.

Whoever is daft enough to take me on would quickly learn I'm my own person LOL.