Topic: I Needed The Money
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Wed 03/30/11 02:52 PM
Ok, so... I sold my only computer to get enough money to pay for my internet connection, but now I can't seem to get the internet to work without a computer.

Now I'm wondering how to use my internet.

Any suggestions?!

anniebananie85's photo
Wed 03/30/11 02:54 PM
use a computer at the libraby

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Wed 03/30/11 03:00 PM
Edited by Tribbles on Wed 03/30/11 03:01 PM
Good idea, but my bike has a flat tire and I just can't pedal that far.

Do you have an air pump?!

Zimzane's photo
Wed 03/30/11 03:03 PM
You might try buying one at a local pawn shop. At lease they are cheap and will get you by for awhile.

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Wed 03/30/11 03:03 PM
use your mouth.

Totage's photo
Wed 03/30/11 03:06 PM

Ok, so... I sold my only computer to get enough money to pay for my internet connection, but now I can't seem to get the internet to work without a computer.

Now I'm wondering how to use my internet.

Any suggestions?!


If you have a newer TV, plug that in, if not, your Tivo may be able to use it, or Gaming device such as XBox or something. You may also have a fancy new Pandora or Netflix compatible device you could use on. I'm not sure if WebTV still exist, if so maybe try something like that.

bastet126's photo
Wed 03/30/11 03:18 PM
if you turn the ceiling fan on high, while wearing the tin foil hat, all should be fine.

mightymoe's photo
Wed 03/30/11 03:23 PM

if you turn the ceiling fan on high, while wearing the tin foil hat, all should be fine.



that does help break up the thought control signals...

Totage's photo
Wed 03/30/11 03:29 PM
That's just what they want you to think.

space_wombat's photo
Wed 03/30/11 03:43 PM
Haha, yeah. What you really need is a lead hat. At least an inch thick.

soufiehere's photo
Wed 03/30/11 03:52 PM
Take your TV antenna and attach it to your head.
Turn to get the signal.
You can use your teeth as a keyboard.
Depending on how many you have, of course.

motowndowntown's photo
Wed 03/30/11 04:13 PM

if you turn the ceiling fan on high, while wearing the tin foil hat, all should be fine.


Tin foil hats, they're not just a fashion statement. They are a way of life.

krupa's photo
Wed 03/30/11 05:28 PM
Duh...

strangle your enemies with the cord...pretty basic stuff.

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Wed 03/30/11 05:36 PM
cancel your internet steal your neighbors and get your computer back.

krupa's photo
Wed 03/30/11 05:38 PM

cancel your internet steal your neighbors and get your computer back.


I guess that beats blowing grimy old men down at the GreyHound Bus station for $7 a pop.

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Wed 03/30/11 05:58 PM


cancel your internet steal your neighbors and get your computer back.


I guess that beats blowing grimy old men down at the GreyHound Bus station for $7 a pop.


haha yeeeeeah I don't know of anything that would be worse than doing that.

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Wed 03/30/11 07:07 PM
try using two cans connected by a very long string....

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Wed 03/30/11 07:18 PM



cancel your internet steal your neighbors and get your computer back.


I guess that beats blowing grimy old men down at the GreyHound Bus station for $7 a pop.


haha yeeeeeah I don't know of anything that would be worse than doing that.


Some of them have fleas.....

:)