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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9 | |
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"I am a 30 year old head chef of a dope restaurant just on the outside of Charlotte." So you must have a lot of dope....  call me.
I think we need to ask Charlotte how she feels about this.... |
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"I think if two people understand two fundamental truths then they are off to a good start. Those truths are: Men are idiots and women are complicated..."
... my soul mate! Call me. |
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"I am a 30 year old head chef of a dope restaurant just on the outside of Charlotte." So you must have a lot of dope.... call me.
I think we need to ask Charlotte how she feels about this.... 
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" I am a highly skilled professional who takes pride in his work."
... another assassin. |
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"Wanting to move on ..."
...a person with baggage no doubt. |
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"I will get back to you..." ...that's what they all say.. 
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"Hello my name Vince, I currantly own 5 horses..." ...there's the sunset, ride into it. |
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"On the prowl
I like to walk on the beach. I like to walk on the beach. I like to walk on the beach. I like to walk on the beach. I like to walk on the beach. I like to walk on the beach. I like to walk on the beach... ...Don't you mean prowl on the beach? |
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"Been told I'm very youthful, handsome, seeking long-term relationship, happy times, going to the beach, hanging out at the dog park..."
...Who told you all of that? |
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"Really does anyone really read this or do they just check pictures?" ...we just make fun of people. |
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"Hopeless Romantic In Search of Same...." ...now I'm depressed |
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"I like Sports, gym, biking, movies..and a lot
of things that I can't do for lack of friends :( ,so if you want to be my friend, hit me up!..." ....sure, can I hit you up for a loan? |
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"Love to hunt,fish,boat and just be outdoors. Spend alot of time in the shop working on my to many projects.."
....the unibomber. |
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"be a good friend and play along with my friend"
He's invisible, isn't he? |
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"I am a cross dresser .... but i dress up like a lady."
As opposed to what, an ostrich? |
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"Life is too short to be upset."
If you were serious about that, you'd have a better profile. |
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"Have spent the last ten years living in Indonesia and Vietnam and it has to be said, I have found myself in a bit of a man desert for most of those years."
Maybe you'll get to meet the Sandman. |
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"My hot blood ran cold, if you know what I mean."
An evil witch turned you into a lizard. |
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"Have spent the last ten years living in Indonesia and Vietnam and it has to be said, I have found myself in a bit of a man desert for most of those years." Maybe you'll get to meet the Sandman. A man desert? Do men grow there? |
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"I'll be visiting my parents for two weeks in March."
Tell them I said hi. |
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