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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9 | |
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"I DO NOT WANT THIS PROFILE I DO NOT WANT THIS PROFILE I DO NOT WANT THIS PROFILE I DO NOT WANT THIS PROFILE I DO NOT WANT THIS PROFILE I DO NOT WANT THIS PROFILE I DO NOT WANT THIS PROFILE I DO NOT WANT THIS PROFILE I DO NOT WANT THIS PROFILE I DO NOT WANT THIS PROFILE I DO NOT WANT THIS PROFILE I DO NOT WANT THIS PROFILE I DO NOT WANT THIS PROFILE I DO NOT WANT THIS PROFILE"
It IS pretty crappy. But it's yours. Own it. |
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"Dnt realy have hobbies am single working mam like to watch action films lv me music go owt wen i can nt very often like i am shy at 1st bt after a while youd wishd id shut the fook up"
Yeah, I think we're there already. |
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"Don't put Caucasian if your not caucasian!!!"
Sorry, Mr. Duke. |
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"my glass is always half full"
How do you get around the evaporation problem? |
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"I am so crap at filling these sorts of things out."
At least you're aware of it. That's more than I can say for most of them. |
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"i enjoy reading crossswords."
There's rarely much of a plot, and I find they're a lot more fun if you actually do them. |
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"OMG it's the first time I am doing this I feel like I don't know what to write!"
I don't think it really matters, at this point. |
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"whenever anyone asks me how I am I seem to always reply: 'I'm Good'!"
I can't imagine why anyone would bother asking you more than two or three times, then. I tell them I have ebola, just for fun. |
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"I enjoy working out 5 days a work and taking long walks on the beach film."
I hope you're wearing shoes then. |
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"Iam here looking for my prince as ive kissed to many frogs and i deserve lots better than that"
Have you thought about wombats? |
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"Mis-Mogs and Bore-lords Need Not Apply!!"
I'm assuming this is some sort of obscure "Lord of the Rings" reference. |
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"talk about my self i find it hard dont you think???"
How could I possibly know how hard you find it to talk about yourself? I WILL say that you haven't actually said anything. Maybe that's a clue. |
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"yr nosey arent u?"
U knt spel, kn u? |
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"MASTER WANTED FOR VERY PRIVATE/DISCREET RUFF FUN AND GAMES!!"
Ruff, indeed. Have a Milk-Bone. |
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"Come and meet the girl you don't yet know..."
I know there's a tautology in there somewhere. |
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"me, well when you meet me, i speak for myself"
Why is Waylon Flowers standing behind you? |
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"I DO NOT WANT THIS PROFILE I DO NOT WANT THIS PROFILE I DO NOT WANT THIS PROFILE I DO NOT WANT THIS PROFILE I DO NOT WANT THIS PROFILE I DO NOT WANT THIS PROFILE I DO NOT WANT THIS PROFILE I DO NOT WANT THIS PROFILE I DO NOT WANT THIS PROFILE I DO NOT WANT THIS PROFILE I DO NOT WANT THIS PROFILE I DO NOT WANT THIS PROFILE I DO NOT WANT THIS PROFILE I DO NOT WANT THIS PROFILE" It IS pretty crappy. But it's yours. Own it.  
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"Dnt realy have hobbies am single working mam like to watch action films lv me music go owt wen i can nt very often like i am shy at 1st bt after a while youd wishd id shut the fook up" Yeah, I think we're there already.  Thank you, thank you !
It had been so long, I feared you'd stopped participating in this thread. Please don't ever let me wonder about that again.
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"Dnt realy have hobbies am single working mam like to watch action films lv me music go owt wen i can nt very often like i am shy at 1st bt after a while youd wishd id shut the fook up" Yeah, I think we're there already. Thank you, thank you !
It had been so long, I feared you'd stopped participating in this thread. Please don't ever let me wonder about that again.
I just have a really short attention span. Really, I have to thank tngxl65 for reminding me about this thread every so often! |
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 lex, jeannebeanne, tngxl65 thank you so much for the giggles...I really needed that.
humor is me sometimes mostly but man I want too must be funny. 
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