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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9 | |
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"if you are interesting in me."
I'm probably just as interesting outside here. |
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"We can talk, we can share, we can open, but I have bottom line..can not cross the line..Dont lie..dont hide.."
I think he's behind the tool shed. |
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"I like snockeling." I keep telling you, you have to use real words. Lex, you made me spit my drink on this one!! LOL |
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"I'm looking forward to finging a man"
Must be one o' them new-fangled euphemisms. |
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"We can talk, we can share, we can open, but I have bottom line..can not cross the line..Dont lie..dont hide.." I think he's behind the tool shed. What does that even say? Is that English? |
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Edited by
teadipper
on
Tue 11/08/11 05:38 PM
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"I'm looking forward to finging a man" Must be one o' them new-fangled euphemisms. I had a man ask me to "finging" him and I said NO |
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"i am honest and nice my family three persons my momther my father am i"
Even with stem cell research, that's impossible. |
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"We can do things we like."
Certainly beats the alternative. |
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"1, Smile, sleep, shopping, sport etc..
2, chance, chat, change etc.. 3, talk, take care, talented, etc.. 4, classic, contemporaneity, Camminando, etc.. 5, kind, friendly, looks strong" Sometimes the best strategy is to just throw out a bunch of random words and see what happens. I think "Camminando" is stretching the concept a bit, though. |
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"I'm not a perfect girl, sometimes I tell lie but it's just depend on the situation."
Just answer the prosecution's question, would you? |
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"I usually like walking on the alley."
Jeez, I hope you mean bowling. |
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"I usually like walking on the alley." Jeez, I hope you mean bowling. "I avoid sidewalks because I like to encourage muggers" |
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"i am honest and nice my family three persons my momther my father am i" Even with stem cell research, that's impossible. LOL !! Lex ..thanks for making me laugh so darn hard! I needed that! You are by far hilarious in a truthful manner. 
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All this makes me want to babble incessantly about my love of artichoke dip in the middle of my profile and see if anyone notices.
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"CAN YOU CATCH MY ATTENTION?"
Look, I have sparkly shoelaces! |
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All this makes me want to babble incessantly about my love of artichoke dip in the middle of my profile and see if anyone notices. They may offer to bring over some chips and borrow your xbox 360. |
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"I have enough man's attention but there is no one who would be good enough to be my bf/husband."
So, what are you doing here, then? Tax preparation? |
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All this makes me want to babble incessantly about my love of artichoke dip in the middle of my profile and see if anyone notices. They may offer to bring over some chips and borrow your xbox 360. No, no one is coming over. EVER. |
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"It will be have fun if we can explore the city together."
Can we visit the Museum of Sentence Structure? |
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"Well, i cast a calm eye on life most of the time."
What's the other one doing? Or are you a pirate? |
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