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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9 | |
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telling find ahot chick who about it
I am currently looking for a "NSA"(NO STRINGS ATTACHED)relationship, this means NO DRAMA, NO HEADACHES or BS!! I am just looking for some "bedroom fun" and I want the same in the woman who answers or responds to my ad on here!! Also if you email me and I do not send you back a reply striaght away, it is porperly because this website is going to make me pay to answer your mail, therefore just send me mail to my offwebsite mail address, which I have listed before for you!! So, if you are a woman who is looking just for fun and wants a "bedroom buddy", send me a mail!! My mail address is c a n i m o t o r b o a t u r t i t s at h o t m a i l dot c o m   OH BOY , Where Do I sign up? NOT!!
And finally: very honest and caring person.enjoy quite nights and a gud dinner.love to be pamper.I am not into drima. looking for a friend to get to hang it out with and get to know much better What the hell is drima? And what are we hanging? |
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"reading any book i like to read but agatha cristy is my faivoret . art like oil penting and drowning"
How many times can you really do that? |
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"THIS SITE IS POINTLESS................I DONT KNOW HOW TO DELETE MY PROFILE. EVERYONE ON HERE HAS SOMETHING STUPID TO SAY OR IS LOOKING TO GET LAID. I THINK ID HAVE BETTER LUCK IN THE REAL WORLD"
We've all suffered from that delusion at one time or another. |
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"I like sex !I like sex !I like sex !I like sex !I like sex !I like sex !I like sex !I like sex !I like sex !I like sex !Have sex Have sex Have sex Have sex Have sex Have sex Have sex Have sex Have sex"
But are you laid back and easy going....? |
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"I am not looking anybody dont want any messages or contacts. This site is rubbish and i would like to delete myself but it wont allow me. I hate scammers.I am not looking anybody dont want any message"
That is so hot.... |
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"dont worrY About my hobbies nand and inmahkj. ajdjbnkjhsdjkhskjhjb. ajhsjhshyhdkjhsjhskhsjhs. "
Mainly I'm worried about your acid flashbacks. |
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"I would like to think more about this as it is clearly an important place to put relevant information."
A+ on the analysis. F on the execution. |
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LOOKING FOR SOMEONE THAT IS DOMESTICATED
As opposed to some feral animal I suppose. |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Mon 09/12/11 10:16 PM
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"THIS SITE IS POINTLESS................I DONT KNOW HOW TO DELETE MY PROFILE. EVERYONE ON HERE HAS SOMETHING STUPID TO SAY OR IS LOOKING TO GET LAID. I THINK ID HAVE BETTER LUCK IN THE REAL WORLD" We've all suffered from that delusion at one time or another. OMG  funeeeee! -(Your remark, not her profild)
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"I am not looking anybody dont want any messages or contacts. This site is rubbish and i would like to delete myself but it wont allow me. I hate scammers.I am not looking anybody dont want any message" That is so hot.... She just wants to encourage stalkers. |
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"People will read both your profile AND message when deciding if they should write back to you. If your profile is really lame it won't matter how good your message is." Exhibit A. This sounds like something she cut and pasted from a site with instructions on how to fill out a profile. Genius! |
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"For my own safety i am limited to say just a few words,Think think" Probably could have planned this out better. 
 THINK! THINK! THINK!
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"I enjoy going out taking the kids out and my labrador out for walks. Im simple minded i keep to myself and i still try new things.Watching tv listening to music i like long walks, Im not really outgoing as such but i try jeez i sound boring dont i"
Ding Ding Ding Ding! Johnny, tell her what she's won! |
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"This is all bullsh*te anyway....interrogate me via email, and then i can tell you how fun i am........yeah boyz"
No further questions. You may step down. |
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"here to make new frends, talk to people, to past time i am not a judgemental person so i am ready to meet u wat else can i write help"
If I have to write the profile for you....... |
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"I like all kind's of thing's and talking to other's is alway's more interesting than talking of myself so, tell me about what you like"
I like women that know when it's proper to use the apostrophe. |
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"Not Looking Cant Delete this Crappy Site"
It's much like a government agency. |
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"i only have one dream and that is my kids become whatever they dream to be"
It's a dream inside a dream... kind of like the movie Inception...only without Leonardo DiCaprio. |
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"I dont like people who bragg or thinks they better than anyone else and I also dont people who are spoiled
I lived overseas most off my life speak several lanuages" English wasn't one of them? |
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"Tsalk about your booiiie. i like sex. i like you. lets go out. this is not too short... "
It may actually be too long. |
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