Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9 | |
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"Someday, I will be president. After that, I'm going to sit in the park and drink and watch people."
You sound like one of those really creepy people. I mean what other kind of person wants to be president anymore? |
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"please, no naked pictures. Pictures you took of yourself half naked in the mirror are also a no-go. Please have something intelligent to say, something that gives me a little sense of you and your sparkling personality."
How about if I wear a sparkling tassel? |
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"Hate this part.....i am looking for mr. right not mr. right now"
Now I hate that part. |
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"Allow me to introduce myself"
Not sure how I could stop you. |
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"hey guys this online dating was so dumb for me before but here i am"
I think you were right the first time. |
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"i love to watch t.v. what i don't like to watch on t.v. is opraea"
I think her show is over now. |
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"You only make a first impression once."
Nothing beats a girl with a rudimentary understanding of numbers. |
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"I'm looking for a fun guy, who isn't looking to make a dress out of my skin."
If the guy wants a dress in the first place, you've already got problems. |
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"WHERE IS MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
We're still looking into that, Mr. Lindbergh. |
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"if u wanna know what i look like then check out my pics"
I think most of us have already figured that part out. |
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"I enjoy reading,even tough I like cooking"
How bizarre and contradictory. |
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"GOD makes NO mistakes... I was born this way"
Well, which is it? |
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"You know what sounds nice?..... a relaxed and trusting relationship in which that person pushes you to be a better person everyday."
Get off my back. |
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"IM LIKE GYM"
Big, empty, and smells like sweat. |
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"I HATE THE HIPOCRECY."
What is that, government of the hippopotamus? |
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"I do not like heat because he knows what it is."
Technically, it's an increase in the speed of molecular movement. But I'm sure he already knows that. |
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"i am single by choice and looking to see if i can change that."
Do you have any idea what "by choice" means? |
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"You know what sounds nice?..... a relaxed and trusting relationship in which that person pushes you to be a better person everyday." Get off my back. Sounds like your kind of nag, Lex. |
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"You know what sounds nice?..... a relaxed and trusting relationship in which that person pushes you to be a better person everyday." Get off my back. Sounds like your kind of nag, Lex. In 3 months, her profile will be "I NEED A BAY-BEE!!!!!" Trust me. |
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"A Kiss Is A Signature"
I'm going to try this next time I'm using my VISA card at Target. |
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