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Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9
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Sat 10/15/11 06:18 PM
"Someday, I will be president. After that, I'm going to sit in the park and drink and watch people."


You sound like one of those really creepy people. I mean what other kind of person wants to be president anymore?

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Sat 10/15/11 06:22 PM
"please, no naked pictures. Pictures you took of yourself half naked in the mirror are also a no-go. Please have something intelligent to say, something that gives me a little sense of you and your sparkling personality."


How about if I wear a sparkling tassel?


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Sat 10/15/11 06:25 PM
"Hate this part.....i am looking for mr. right not mr. right now"


Now I hate that part.

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Sat 10/15/11 06:30 PM
"Allow me to introduce myself"


Not sure how I could stop you.



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Sat 10/15/11 06:39 PM
"hey guys this online dating was so dumb for me before but here i am"


I think you were right the first time.

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Sat 10/15/11 06:50 PM
"i love to watch t.v. what i don't like to watch on t.v. is opraea"

I think her show is over now.


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Sat 10/15/11 06:52 PM
"You only make a first impression once."

Nothing beats a girl with a rudimentary understanding of numbers.


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Sat 10/15/11 06:55 PM
"I'm looking for a fun guy, who isn't looking to make a dress out of my skin."

If the guy wants a dress in the first place, you've already got problems.


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Sat 10/15/11 06:56 PM
"WHERE IS MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

We're still looking into that, Mr. Lindbergh.


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Sat 10/15/11 06:59 PM
"if u wanna know what i look like then check out my pics"

I think most of us have already figured that part out.


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Sat 10/15/11 07:01 PM
"I enjoy reading,even tough I like cooking"

How bizarre and contradictory.


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Sat 10/15/11 07:02 PM
"GOD makes NO mistakes... I was born this way"

Well, which is it?


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Sat 10/15/11 07:05 PM
"You know what sounds nice?..... a relaxed and trusting relationship in which that person pushes you to be a better person everyday."

Get off my back.


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Sat 10/15/11 07:17 PM
"IM LIKE GYM"

Big, empty, and smells like sweat.


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Sat 10/15/11 07:32 PM
"I HATE THE HIPOCRECY."

What is that, government of the hippopotamus?

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Sat 10/15/11 07:38 PM
"I do not like heat because he knows what it is."

Technically, it's an increase in the speed of molecular movement. But I'm sure he already knows that.


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Sat 10/15/11 07:42 PM
"i am single by choice and looking to see if i can change that."

Do you have any idea what "by choice" means?


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Sat 10/15/11 07:47 PM

"You know what sounds nice?..... a relaxed and trusting relationship in which that person pushes you to be a better person everyday."

Get off my back.




Sounds like your kind of nag, Lex. laugh

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Sat 10/15/11 08:01 PM


"You know what sounds nice?..... a relaxed and trusting relationship in which that person pushes you to be a better person everyday."

Get off my back.




Sounds like your kind of nag, Lex. laugh


In 3 months, her profile will be "I NEED A BAY-BEE!!!!!" Trust me.


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Sun 10/23/11 08:54 AM
"A Kiss Is A Signature"


I'm going to try this next time I'm using my VISA card at Target.

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