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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9 | |
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"Im type of girl that always has smile on her face. Glass is half full. And I believe anything is possible. Live life to the fullest! My little girl is my world!! And God is my best friend."
Hi, and thanks for enrolling in Vapid Cliches 101. |
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"I like the outdoors. Mother Nature. The Moon."
Trust me, there's no air up there. |
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"I am currently persuing a degree in education"
This is how we shoot ourselves in the foot over and over again.... |
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"I am seriously beginning to think I am the last honest, loyal girl left."
You're probably right. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise. |
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"HELP! I'm drowning!"
That's really not my department. |
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"About Me:I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am sure that you have already found this about two hundred times"
More like two hundred billion trillion. |
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"OLD TIME ROCK AND ROLE"
Lady Macbeth, maybe? |
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"I'm getting kinda bored with this"
Well, write something better. I can only do so much. |
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"i like to have many friend to go out with my friend i dont like to studie i¨m a leasi person"
I think you have a future as a professional dating site profile writer....! |
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"We will have good time! Bring friend for cat"
Can't the cat get his own date? |
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"I am poured out like water, and my bones are out of joint. My heart is like wax, it has melted away within me...I am a very honest person. I do not lie to anyone."
Then you really need to see a doctor. |
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"I aspire to be the next Britney SPears"
Put on 100 pounds and mistreat your kids. Yeah, that'll pull 'em in. |
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"asfasfafas af adf ascasd ad adasdaasfasfafas af adf ascasd ad adasdaasfasfafas af adf ascasd ad adasdaasfasfafas af adf ascasd ad adasdaasfasfafas af adf ascasd ad adasda"
The translator program says it's just "laid back and easy going" over and over again.... |
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"Get to know me first before you become judgemental."
Oh, it's much too late to worry about that. |
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"NICE TALL HAVE SIZE THAT IS ALL U WILL HAVE TO FIND OUT"
Are you the Lincoln Memorial? |
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"my goal in life is to become a signer."
Usually you have to get famous before people will ask you to sign stuff. |
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"Don't judge me by the way I act or look, you may wrong. "
I prefer to judge you by your birth date and the location of the planets and stars relative to the earth. |
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"Welcome one and all to the magical, mystical world that is me"
Let's wander on down to The Leaky Cauldron and toss back a few butterbeers. |
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" I like walking in the rain and blah...."
You've missed a dose of your anti-depressant. |
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"Is it just me or do the majority of people on this site have the same personality description...."
I haven't managed to get a scientific sampling but it's starting to look that way. |
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