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Go ahead post your own. WANTED: Intelligent young sexy female partner. Wears sweatshirts and high heels. Must have ravenous libido, way with words and be self-sufficient. Puts relationships first and knows the "look up". Appreciates mutual backrubs, fragrant oils and soft hands. Adept with quantitative analysis, hedge strategies and new venture startups. Looking for irreverent spiritual amusing articulate insatiable. Loves everything about children. Preferably speaks multiple languages. Crap Harold....I'm speechless...but watching intently. Joel speechless? |
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WANTED
someone who likes me for me and wont crap on my heart.... |
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Wanted:
Professional leg breaker to go work over the people who run Citibank. Must enjoy thier job and work on a payment plan due to the fact that Citibank is holding money from a legitimate refund that should have been credited to my account but won't be given back till a week or so after Christmas...screwing my christmas plans up. If you have references for beating CEO's till they pee on themselves, please respond. :) |
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Wanted... Man bear.... furry, cuddily, intelligent, witty, who will spoil me, and enjoy a pic-a-nic basket with me. Must love kids and be compassionate, patient, and kind. Honesty is a must.
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Edited by
seamac
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Thu 12/23/10 03:49 PM
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Wanted: Professional leg breaker to go work over the people who run Citibank. Must enjoy thier job and work on a payment plan due to the fact that Citibank is holding money from a legitimate refund that should have been credited to my account but won't be given back till a week or so after Christmas...screwing my christmas plans up. If you have references for beating CEO's till they pee on themselves, please respond. :) My son does as asked. By me. He is 6'6" with arms bigger than my thighs, by some! He is an ex bouncer, apple cheeked but I have seen for myself people shy away from him due to sheer size and tats...if you want his help. let me know! And he eats CEO's as a snack! My son is awesome!!!! |
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someone who shows me respect and that I can respect.Lets me just be me
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someone who shows me respect and that I can respect.Lets me just be me Short, sweet and right on target. |
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Go ahead post your own. WANTED: Intelligent young sexy female partner. Wears sweatshirts and high heels. Must have ravenous libido, way with words and be self-sufficient. Puts relationships first and knows the "look up". Appreciates mutual backrubs, fragrant oils and soft hands. Adept with quantitative analysis, hedge strategies and new venture startups. Looking for irreverent spiritual amusing articulate insatiable. Loves everything about children. Preferably speaks multiple languages. Crap Harold....I'm speechless...but watching intently. HIYA JOEL!!!!....happy xmasy thingo and all that guff from the now island of Agnes Water!...and apparently for a week or so to come... |
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Wanted; friend, companion, lover. Must be willing to put up with 70’s music and a future with happiness.
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