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shrxfn68 Joined Thu 07/16/09 Posts: 1482	Mon 12/20/10 03:24 PM
SWM into chainsaws, tattoos, horror, Wild and kinky sex, and hockey masks seek like minded SWF. No weirdos, please

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Mon 12/20/10 05:42 PM
Wanted : 1963 Corvette stingray fastback. Must be in excellent condition and reasonably priced. You are a GOD my man!!! Tooooo funny!

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Mon 12/20/10 06:15 PM
Wanted : 1963 Corvette stingray fastback. Must be in excellent condition and reasonably priced. You are a GOD my man!!! about time somebody realized that

FindMe1113 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 35104	Mon 12/20/10 06:22 PM
WANTED: A "Gentle" soft spoken,tall and sexy Male who can capture my INTEREST for more than 1.9999 minutes

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Mon 12/20/10 06:23 PM
WANTED: A "Gentle" soft spoken,tall and sexy Male who can capture my INTEREST for more than 1.9999 minutes I'm not tall, but......

FindMe1113 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 35104	Mon 12/20/10 06:25 PM
WANTED: A "Gentle" soft spoken,tall and sexy Male who can capture my INTEREST for more than 1.9999 minutes I'm not tall, but...... Stand on a chair then sugar and PUCKER UP!

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Mon 12/20/10 06:27 PM


seamac Joined Sun 03/22/09 Posts: 3104	Tue 12/21/10 07:12 PM
A job where there is no gossip, no back stabbing, no playing favorites. A job where I am respected for what I add, where I can use my writing skills, my problem solving skills. I job I don't report to until at least 10am and am home just after 4pm four days a week. Top pay and bonuses, holidays off, birthday off, weekends off, snow days off, partners birthday off, parents birthdays off. Casual dress and two hours of free long distance phone use per week. Paid 3 martini lunch optional. One last thing, I need my desk to be in the smoking section. A girl can dream can't she?

Meg8771 Joined Fri 01/16/09 Posts: 5662	Tue 12/21/10 07:59 PM
WANTED: A strong man who is honest, hardworking, passionate, loving, humble, kind and enjoys fiery passionate lovemaking sessions that are spontaneous - not planned. Screw Prince Charming...I want a REAL man!

READY4FUNN Joined Mon 11/29/10 Posts: 710	Tue 12/21/10 08:33 PM
WANTED: some one who dosent want so damn much.

seamac Joined Sun 03/22/09 Posts: 3104	Wed 12/22/10 02:39 PM
WANTED: some one who dosent want so damn much. Good one! How about someone who doesn't NEED so damn much!

TheShadow Joined Sun 08/13/06 Posts: 14218	Wed 12/22/10 03:39 PM Edited by TheShadow on Wed 12/22/10 03:40 PM
Wanted, blonde 5-8 cleans, cooks and does what she is told. Undercover blonde will work as well, ill keep your secret

READY4FUNN Joined Mon 11/29/10 Posts: 710	Wed 12/22/10 03:54 PM
WANTED: some one who dosent want so damn much. Good one! How about someone who doesn't NEED so damn much! lol.. or sum one who dont lose so much.

alookat101 Joined Fri 12/12/08 Posts: 17442	Wed 12/22/10 04:08 PM
Wanted: Peace On Earth And Goowill To All

READY4FUNN Joined Mon 11/29/10 Posts: 710	Wed 12/22/10 04:24 PM Edited by READY4FUNN on Wed 12/22/10 04:38 PM
Wanted: Peace On Earth And Goowill To All all b.s aside, i got to say that is the most real thing i have read in a while.. if it where only that simple.. peace.. _____________________________________________________________ now back here on earth.. wanted: long legged funn lonin freaky azz bed buddy..

seamac Joined Sun 03/22/09 Posts: 3104	Wed 12/22/10 04:29 PM
WANTED: some one who dosent want so damn much. Good one! How about someone who doesn't NEED so damn much! lol.. or sum one who dont lose so much. Love this too! I do like the way you think!!

READY4FUNN Joined Mon 11/29/10 Posts: 710	Wed 12/22/10 04:45 PM
WANTED: some one who dosent want so damn much. Good one! How about someone who doesn't NEED so damn much! lol.. or sum one who dont lose so much. Love this too! I do like the way you think!! lol,,ur a sweety.... but the thought of a lady likeing the way i think is a little scarrie,,lol. are u on the same planit as mee?? wanted: dead or alive. the warm blooded kind for a change...lol

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Wed 12/22/10 08:08 PM
Go ahead post your own. WANTED: Intelligent young sexy female partner. Wears sweatshirts and high heels. Must have ravenous libido, way with words and be self-sufficient. Puts relationships first and knows the "look up". Appreciates mutual backrubs, fragrant oils and soft hands. Adept with quantitative analysis, hedge strategies and new venture startups. Looking for irreverent spiritual amusing articulate insatiable. Loves everything about children. Preferably speaks multiple languages.

READY4FUNN Joined Mon 11/29/10 Posts: 710	Thu 12/23/10 02:12 AM
WANTED: a Sheila..

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24709	Thu 12/23/10 02:26 AM
Go ahead post your own. WANTED: Intelligent young sexy female partner. Wears sweatshirts and high heels. Must have ravenous libido, way with words and be self-sufficient. Puts relationships first and knows the "look up". Appreciates mutual backrubs, fragrant oils and soft hands. Adept with quantitative analysis, hedge strategies and new venture startups. Looking for irreverent spiritual amusing articulate insatiable. Loves everything about children. Preferably speaks multiple languages. Crap Harold....I'm speechless...but watching intently.