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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7 | |
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"hi i wount to be my firends"
Then who are they supposed to be? |
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"im looking like elessa she's arapian pop star"
That really doesn't help. |
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"i am just an ordianry person"
Right, most of them can't spell simple words. |
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"READ MY PROFILE PROPERLY!!!"
And that, believe it or not, is the whole thing. What are we supposed to do with that? |
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"i enjoy nights in with my 5 cats, there names are mohammed, abdul, kapel, sied and rivka"
How do they feel about that? |
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"i am a hard working mum of 3, 2 have flown the nest."
The other one is chained up in the dungeon. |
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"am 30 yers old i have one dughter and am atecher of english"
Which explains a lot. |
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"0% cute 83% shy 90% smiley 93% sweet 95% kind 92% caring 98% loving 99% down to earth peson 100% passionate 110% very happy."
You failed math. |
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"Most of all I enjoy frolicking in near by lake with the wind between my ears"
Bet you can get a nice breeze going in there. |
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"READ MY PROFILE PROPERLY!!!" And that, believe it or not, is the whole thing. What are we supposed to do with that? It's a code. If you figure out what it means, it gives you the key to a secret room with a clue to a hidden box with a real profile. Unfortunately it still starts with "Laid back and easy going...". |
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"I HAVE NO CHILDREN AND HAVE BEEN MARRIED A FEW TIMES."
A few? You don't remember the exact count? |
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" if u dont want to spoil me dont mail or message me.i mean thats honesty for ya!"
Sometimes honesty isn't as attractive as you might think. |
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"If you'd like a pic, just ask."
No thanks. I have my own. |
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"I get bored easily and need stimulation almost constantly."
Have you considered getting a portable defibrillator? |
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"I belong to God. "
How much does he want for you? |
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"It starts with what is inside, not what may have looked good in a mirrow a few years ago! "
It's a mirror AND a window..... |
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"I'm looking for a real MAN....hopefully one that can laugh without choking"
It probably gets old having to heimlich your date every time you crack a joke. |
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Am mixed race of west Africa Nigeria and Plano Texas,
now, i always new Texans thought a lot of themselves, but now they are their own race? |
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"XEXI"
OK, let me explain Tic Tac Toe again.... |
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"im latin women"
I'll need to know how many. |
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