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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7 | |
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None Nothing right now all kinds of music Four more sentences Wow What do i say this gets way too personal " Whoa. Whoa. Whoa..... You should hang on to some of this so you have something to talk about when we meet. |
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Since I have to go to Chicago in a couple of weeks, thought I'd review profiles from the area.... just for kicks. And now I'm afraid to go.....
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"is this place exciting? i need four sentences. what a terrible requirement. is this enough?????? here have a lot of question marks... and periods..... no? not enough. why are you reading this?"
Good question. Must be the whole "train wreck" thing. |
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"I'm new to this dating site business so if my profile isn't perfect then don't judge lol. "
Uhm..... uh.... Who, me? |
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First Date - "whatever floats your boat... no brothels and/or selling me into sex slavery. hehe"
Thank goodness I have a plan C. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
on
Mon 11/01/10 08:29 PM
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"every chicks profile on this site is probably the same so said in short... if ya like my pics then message me lmao.. "
Yes. 99.72% of them are essentially the same. Thanks for keeping the grade up. |
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" I like working out, going to concerts, movies, plays, festivals, Sox games, and vegging out too."
... and then I realized it was a Chicago profile, not a typo. |
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"I do all of tipe of hair."
You might want to work on your tiping. |
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"am easy goin like to make friend in a love is look like am not
luckyam seching for my owne 1 nowaint knows where is it can u telling me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11" When "just say no" isn't enough.... |
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"fake profile
fake profile" Thanks. Not that it would have made any difference. |
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"I would like to locate someone for a serious relationship, enjoy the most my life, because I do not often."
At some point, she fell asleep and Yoda typed the rest. |
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"I'm the biggest of three girls in my family."
Now there's a distinction you don't often see in a profile.... |
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"I´m 35 years old , I live with my father and my child, he is 6 years old, I love animals, spesilly cats and dogs, folwers and chocolates."
I don't know what folwers are, but I'm pretty sure chocolates aren't animals. |
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"By profession, I am a nurse, so outside of my work, I seek laughter and fun for I see the stark reality of life on a daily basis."
Right, because nurses are the only ones who ever see that. |
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"faborito is my hobby"
Mexican laundry detergent? |
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"I love to doing exercises evry day, and listen music, and i love to reading."
"I was absent the day they explained how infinitives work." |
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"Well i am a good and hardworking woman who like to talk,reading,walking ,reading and i enjoy to cook."
What about reading? |
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"I like boating...we used to have a boat."
Probably sunk itself when it read your profile. |
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"my main passion is gfstyd grtuhd gxdyu ghcsth gxjcy &-6 gxsyjvfwaaaaaa utterance kdeu uedly"
Every day there's some new form of martial arts. |
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"i dont want to say what most girls say so im just goin to be me"
The on line equivalent of shooting oneself in the foot. |
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