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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7 | |
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"one time when i bought a new toaster, the box said....Caution: do not use upside down.....WHo the f*** uses a toaster upside down and why?"
It's not nearly as effective since the bread keeps falling out. But this doesn't tell me whether you're laid back and easy going. |
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"Dancing must love. ok ok BMW stands for Bold Man with Intelligence"
Wouldn't that be BMWI? |
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"AT the moment im just all women who needs must be met"
There's no way I can take on a project like that. |
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"i am 24 years old. I don't know what to say."
You know, it's entirely acceptable to think it out before you write anything. Not that it really would have mattered. |
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"I'm travel guider."
I've gotta see your business card. |
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"I m a woman. I have rarely chance to get in touch with somebody. I looking for a honest man who can willing to learn other culture and the new any thing."
I hear it's a lot better than the old anything. |
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"i do not type lol...i think it is an affront to the written language."
So you dictated your profile? |
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"I have alot of engery and I love to laugh. "
I'm kind of a klutz myself. |
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"8967868t687689q7wer5667qt34r267333333333w63rtf7wyyyfrq33333w6e3ywfe3f4
t76erft67qetdgfyuvbzdjksxhgvt6we84ty3vgthjqw4fga78wsd asdddd4t8vg3q4ui7f8as7dfvgbbq2436ft8safcvgbwqrf6t8psfidbvuqwft86ad7yvgb uf8a7scuityv8iywrvgfu6yt8d7fvybw" If I register, do I get the decryption key? |
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"Yes, I like fashion but I also want to save the world. "
If you have a moment I'd appreciate if you could explain to me the connection between fashion and conservation. I was headed out to buy a fedora, but I'm worried it might be contributing to El Niño. |
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"My family and friends are top priority but I now have time for a friend."
They are your top priority but you don't have time for them? |
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"What does me owning a car have to do with?"
It has a lot to do with your car payment, but I'm not sure why you're asking. |
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"people will read both your profile AND message when deciding if they should write back to you. If your profile is really lame it won't matter how good your message is. "
Guess there's no need for you to send a message then. |
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"If you want to be successful and not waste your time doing this. "
I so wish you had finished this thought. |
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"I am me and nobody else. "
Oddly, that's the schizophrenic's daily affirmation. |
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"I am adventurous and love the sper of the moment things"
Yes, I love doing things on a wham. |
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"US ON HERE LOOKN FO REAL PPL /NEW PPL. SO IF U THINK DATS U THEN GET AT YO GIRL! ANYTHING U WANNA KNO JUS ASK ME. THEY WANT ME TA WRITE FOUR SENTENCES SO HMMMMMM. YEP LIKE I SAID JUS GET AT ME IF DEY ANYTHING U WANNA KNO."
It's like one long personalized license plate. |
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"I really hate writing stuff here becuase you never know who is reading it."
Isn't that the point? I mean you aren't here to meet people you already know. |
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"I have had my cat for 11 years, she is my rock."
She was 9 when she died. |
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" really want to go into piercing and want alot of piercings but right now I'm going to school to be an rn"
Nothing calms a trauma patient quite like an RN with a rod through her tongue and a shower curtain lip. |
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