My daughter was hit on with this line. She told him, maybe enough to get a hi ya...lol

"Your eyes are like diamonds and make me just as hard"

I had a guy tell me once.Damm you are pretty.We sure could make some pretty babies..

During an eight hour layover in a Detroit bus station, a black man approached me trying to get me to buy a watch from a various assortment he had pinned to the inside of his trench coat.

When I declined his sales pitch for the watch he said, "Salt and pepper make beautiful music together." Then he explained he had a hotel room down the street.

I replied with, "SECURITY?!"

Another respnse would be "I'm sure I couldvmake you scream"
Then whip out some pepper spray.

True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go f***.

If a younger man approaches an older woman:
Have you ever been cougar hunting?
Well, now that I've caught you, how about I take you home, mount and stuff you.

Go for the simple:
Hi, I'm [ name ], nice to meet you.

Have to ask - how'd that work for ya?

raise a c*ck

THAT is hilarious! Though if anybody actually used that line and got away with it, that chick or dude is seriously SERIOUSLY stupid

Hehehe.. All these pick up lines are so funny.

hey didn't i see u in the library?

I thought about introducing you to my sister, but I’m not that generous.

You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

You dropped something. (What?) My jaw.


For use when someone you know is getting married: Hi, I'm throwing the bachelor/bachelorette party for a friend of mine, and I need a stripper. Interested?

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

You want me. I can smell it.

If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?