"if your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas,can i come to visit between the holidays?"

Good "Pick-up" Line: Walk up to the prettiest girl out at the gas pump and say, "Could you please help me with directions?" When she smiles and says, "SURE!" "How do I get where you're going to be in 20 minutes???"

I've tried it five times, sucessful on four!!!

Piropos Argentinos..how men pick up women here....


Si la belleza matara, tú no tendrias perdón de dios
..if beauty kills, then you wouldnt get a pardon from god..

Hermosa, Tienes que estar mareada de dar tantas vueltas en mi cabeza.
..beautiful, you must be dizzy from spinning in my head...(thinking a lot about someone)

Me gustaría ser tu ropa para poderte abrazar y decirte todos los días lo buena que estás.
..Id love to be your clothes, so i could hug you and tell you everyday how lovely you are...

¡Vos con esas curvas y yo sin frenos!
..you with all those curves, and me without brakes...

To enhance the clothing that you are wearing, would be to see them crumpled up on the floor beside my bed in the morning. And yes, it did work for me

When you bring up the subject of awkwards lines you can go,
Well would you preferred I used a line like
Hi, My name is [insert name]
I'm a [insert astrolgoical sign]
And I'm into Interpretive dance and S&M.

man:excuse me miss, can you help me find my lost dog?
woman:sure
man: ok, i think he went into that cheap motel room over there.

Girl your special, you can have anything on the dollar menu.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but i bet i can make your bedrock.

man: so, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
woman: unfertilized!

I actually got this response once.

Would it be a good or bad response if she said she wanted her eggs fertilized?

depends on the girl i guess,lol. i have met a few women that i would go half on a baby with.

One nite with me, and you'll never want another man.

that one might backfire if she thought you'd turn her into a lesbo

Your eyes are a like wrenches; every time I look into them my nuts tighten!

Yes, this is a roll of hundred dollar bills in my pocket AND yes I am happy to see you.

My friends & I have done a survey & we've found your the most beautiful girl in the room

Guy: Do you have a dictionary?
Girl: No...
Guy: That's ok (flexing triceps) I've got the definition right here.

Want to play carnival?

Sit on my face, and I`ll guess your weight.

Hi, I'm God.
You will be thanking me later.

Here's a good clean one...

Walk up to a girl and ask "how much does an elephant weigh?" When she says "I don't know, how much?" You say, "Enough to break the ice..."